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doinkle
A noun, another name for the male genital. Thought-up by Ekykens on the General Any Topic. He pointed out that another posters name who was called "Shpadoinkle" had "doinkle" in his name, which sounded like another word for the male genital.
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Doinkle
Another word for the male genital. First appeared on in the General Any Topic form on the Star Wars Galaxies website. A poster named Ekykens pointed out that a user with the nickname
"Shpadoinkle" had the word in it and that it sounded like something else.
"Shpadoinkle" had the word in it and that it sounded like something else.
Ekykens takes Shpadoinkle's doinkle.
doinkle
Noun:
Used to describe the male member, aka "penis"
Currently thought to be coined on a game board after "HybridX101" (me) became fed up with a users complex name and simply called him "shpadoinkleboy"
afterwards "doinkle" had been used to describe an unknown part of the body until "ekykens" another poster and part-time rival of "Hybrid" drew the first doinkle looking oddly like a penis, thus the "Doinkle" was reborn.
Used to describe the male member, aka "penis"
Currently thought to be coined on a game board after "HybridX101" (me) became fed up with a users complex name and simply called him "shpadoinkleboy"
afterwards "doinkle" had been used to describe an unknown part of the body until "ekykens" another poster and part-time rival of "Hybrid" drew the first doinkle looking oddly like a penis, thus the "Doinkle" was reborn.
doinkle by HybridX101 August 24, 2005
Doinkle Smurf
Someone is a doinkle smurf if they take such a long hit from a blunt that their face turns blue. Doinkle smurfs are at every party in America.
Doinkle Smurf by TheSupremeConnor May 9, 2018
Sproingle Doinkle theory
This theory means nothing, and is only a phrase you use when replying to some bullshit theory on a social media app, such as TikTok.
Example 1:
RageBaiter123: i love how we say girl when excited and man when we're sad
DumbFuck67 (replying to RageBaiter123): red car theory
John456 (replying to DumbFuck67): sproingle doinkle theory
Example 2:
SemptumRing2: donald trump is in the files.
DumbFuck68 (replying to SeptumRing2: septum ring theory
John457 (replying to DumbFuck68): sproingle doingle theory
RageBaiter123: i love how we say girl when excited and man when we're sad
DumbFuck67 (replying to RageBaiter123): red car theory
John456 (replying to DumbFuck67): sproingle doinkle theory
Example 2:
SemptumRing2: donald trump is in the files.
DumbFuck68 (replying to SeptumRing2: septum ring theory
John457 (replying to DumbFuck68): sproingle doingle theory
Sproingle Doinkle theory by chargoggagogmanchuachuahugugua April 27, 2026
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