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A slang term for the penis.
The doinkle is only found on males.
doinkle by Robert67 June 24, 2006
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A noun, another name for the male genital. Thought-up by Ekykens on the General Any Topic. He pointed out that another posters name who was called "Shpadoinkle" had "doinkle" in his name, which sounded like another word for the male genital.
Ekykens took Shpadoinkle's doinkle in great rage!
doinkle by Ekykens December 28, 2005
Another word for the male genital. First appeared on in the General Any Topic form on the Star Wars Galaxies website. A poster named Ekykens pointed out that a user with the nickname
"Shpadoinkle" had the word in it and that it sounded like something else.
Ekykens takes Shpadoinkle's doinkle.
Doinkle by Ekykens December 28, 2005
Noun:
Used to describe the male member, aka "penis"

Currently thought to be coined on a game board after "HybridX101" (me) became fed up with a users complex name and simply called him "shpadoinkleboy"

afterwards "doinkle" had been used to describe an unknown part of the body until "ekykens" another poster and part-time rival of "Hybrid" drew the first doinkle looking oddly like a penis, thus the "Doinkle" was reborn.
"I'll cut off your doinkle and put it on my wall!"
-Ekykens
doinkle by HybridX101 August 24, 2005
Someone: hey man, are you constipated again??
Me: yeah, just dropped some disappointing doinkles in the loo
Doinkle by Yah.hah November 12, 2023

Doinkle Smurf 

Someone is a doinkle smurf if they take such a long hit from a blunt that their face turns blue. Doinkle smurfs are at every party in America.
I wish that doinkle smurf would share the blunt.

Sproingle Doinkle theory

This theory means nothing, and is only a phrase you use when replying to some bullshit theory on a social media app, such as TikTok.
Example 1:
RageBaiter123: i love how we say girl when excited and man when we're sad
DumbFuck67 (replying to RageBaiter123): red car theory
John456 (replying to DumbFuck67): sproingle doinkle theory
Example 2:
SemptumRing2: donald trump is in the files.
DumbFuck68 (replying to SeptumRing2: septum ring theory
John457 (replying to DumbFuck68): sproingle doingle theory
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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