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A short young chubby girl, usually dressed oddly, and often evoking a mild sense of pity.
The bee-girl from the Blind Melon video No Rain is clearly a doinker.
by thoughtless pig September 14, 2006
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The result of rolling oneself into a blanket, simulating a human burrito; commonly practiced by children and abnormally small adults.
I never knew making doinkers with Priscilla could be so much fun!
by Da Punkin October 08, 2016
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An empty-headed (and often shallow) person, especially a female. An airhead. Derived from the sound that an empty missle battery made in the '80s Atari arcade game, Missle Command ("doink", "doink", "doink").
"All those girls at the mall are just doinkers."
by EJ Spode September 05, 2008
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A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.
John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown
by john September 05, 2003
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The shit; the best person in the world, nothing is as kool as the doinker
Doinker is so kool just looking at him would make you feel sorry for yourself
by Doinker April 29, 2005
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a) to punch or hit some one

b) can be used as a word when brain dead ,when not remembering the word to be used at the time in coversation!!
a) remember joel friday night at the stammo he completely doinked that dude!!

b) wheres the fucking doinker???
by mr cooke December 11, 2010
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A multi purpose word. Used to name somebody that is a pain in the ass, or extreamly cool.
Wow, that kid just kicked a kitten, what a doinker. or
Keegan looks like a fricken pimp in his tux, what a doinker.
by Keegan B. September 15, 2006
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