Doinker 

The result of rolling oneself into a blanket, simulating a human burrito; commonly practiced by children and abnormally small adults.

I never knew making doinkers with Priscilla could be so much fun!

Doinker by Da Punkin October 8, 2016

doinker 

A short young chubby girl, usually dressed oddly, and often evoking a mild sense of pity.

The bee-girl from the Blind Melon video No Rain is clearly a doinker.

doinker by thoughtless pig September 14, 2006

Doinker 

The fattest of fattest joints in the galaxy. Can only be rolled with rawthentic rolling papers. Only the best of the best can roll doinkers.

Sully can roll some fucking fat doinkers man

Doinker by 420BackwardsBlazeIt January 28, 2019

doinker 

A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.

John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown

doinker by john September 5, 2003

doinker 

An empty-headed (and often shallow) person, especially a female. An airhead. Derived from the sound that an empty missle battery made in the '80s Atari arcade game, Missle Command ("doink", "doink", "doink").

"All those girls at the mall are just doinkers."

doinker by EJ Spode October 22, 2008

doinker 

fat booty , fat ass

That girl has a doinker

doinker by alexjenkins30 September 14, 2021

Doinker 

White silly boy with a tendency to get burnt when exposed to the sun light. You can identify them easily as they have a very big penis. If you have one under your care you must know their diet is strictly based on steroids and powder.

-Suh dude.

-Oh, look! Is that a tomato?
-No, it’s just a doinker...

Doinker by Doinka69 April 28, 2019