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donkament 

A poker tournament, especially online, that is filled with bad players.
Man, no one folds a hand in this donkament.
donkament by snelgrave June 24, 2007

donkament 

A donkament is a poker game where everyone starts with the same number of chips, and then plays poker until someone has accumulated all the chips. Donkaments are known for having a large number of unskilled players as compared to cash games. For example, while many cash game players may fold QQ preflop, this hand should never be folded preflop in a donkament because people will go all in with a lot more hands than just AA and KK.
I got allin preflop with AA, and this guy called me with 7-2 offsuit. Lol donkaments.
donkament by dave090906 September 10, 2006

donkament 

Another name for a poker tournament. So many donkeys play in tournaments now that the two words have become combined, into donkament.
I was playing in a donkament when some idiot drew out on me
donkament by Eric Lindgren November 20, 2007

donkament 

A donkament is a poker tournament who's blind and chip stack structure is such that an overly aggressive style of play is the common. Typically, donkaments have lower buyins and less skilled players. However, the WSOP has 1K donkaments every weekend during it's annual event and there is plenty of talent in that field.
I am off to gamble it up in a donkament, be back in an hour.
donkament by The new Hoff December 12, 2010

Donkament Institution

Donkament institution is a hypothetical place, that was originally designed by a secret underground-society with the idea of superiorism. This group was formed by very few people whose object was to purify the earth from so called "donkaments".

As a concept, "donkament" generalized itself in internet-poker tables as an synonym for donkey, which again stands for a person with no intelligence and no worth as a human being.

Donkament institution expanded the meaning of donkament in general, forging together everything below the acceptance of it`s designers. In Donkament institution there are different levels, most of them located deep under the surface of earth. The deeper you move in levels, the more worthless beings you encounter as they are located there in more and more miserable conditions.
In this realm they are degraded from their humanity and turned into specimens for various fields and tortured brutally, once again more and more brutally as you move deeper in the facility.
The geographical location of the institution is unknown, but they say it`s located in the darkest and filthiest corner of Earth, completely isolated from the world and is being fenced with electric walls, and guarded by genetically created mutants with inhuman powers. It would be true to state that it`s as close to hell as you can get.
It gains it`s electricity from a gigantic cycle in the basement, which is for example, runned by chained gypsys.

The Donkament institution gains profit from, for example, experiments performed to it`s prisoners. It`s being controlled and directed from the headquarters which are located somewhere near the equator, in a luxury complex owned by the underground society. According to rumours, it`s leaders/creators are ridiculously rich and possess a huge influence over the underground world.

Whether the institution really exists or not, remains as mystery.
- omg look at that fat`n ugly retard.
- He should be sent to the Donkament institution.


- I think inner beauty matters the most, looks don`t matter.
- You should be sent to the deepest levels of Donkament institution.
Donkament Institution by ihazkaroz October 19, 2008

Dickament 

From (Predicament)
A dick, or penis, related problem or catastrophe
"Dude, I caught myself in my zipper this morning"

"Man, what a dickament"
Dickament by NDemus October 7, 2007