Urban Dictionary: doinky

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adj. unfit for, weird, out-of-place, innapropriate, silly

Wearing a suitcoat with a plaid shirt looks doinky.

by Nimbus June 01, 2004

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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017

To get up on a member of the opposite sex (usually male to female) on a dancefloor and getting a semi (slight erection)

"Bob was getting doinky on that chick last night at the club!"

by DJ Tripp December 27, 2006

Describing or pertaining to someone or something that is so screwed up that it boggles the mind as to how it can stand its own existence.

Damn traffic! Get out of my way! Where'd you learn how to drive!?! I'm never going to make it on time because this traffic is doinky!

by Nicknac March 11, 2003

When you smoke a blunt with weed and crack in it, drive to muscatine, and strip down naked all because god told you to.

Did you hear about H? He got doinky and put in the loony bin.

by SirDoinksAlot August 04, 2007

A derivation of "doink" used to describe things that are bad, dumb, or just plain doinky.

That movie was so doinky that we left the theater half way through it.

by doinkies February 23, 2004

It's that last piece of shit that won't attach from your ass.
We can also use it towards a person who is always attached to your ass.

Hey doinky!
Shit, I had a huge doinky this morning!

by lizard83 May 14, 2010