doinky 

adj. unfit for, weird, out-of-place, innapropriate, silly

Wearing a suitcoat with a plaid shirt looks doinky.

doinky by Nimbus June 1, 2004

Doinky 

To get up on a member of the opposite sex (usually male to female) on a dancefloor and getting a semi (slight erection)

"Bob was getting doinky on that chick last night at the club!"

Doinky by DJ Tripp January 1, 2007

doinky 

Describing or pertaining to someone or something that is so screwed up that it boggles the mind as to how it can stand its own existence.

Damn traffic! Get out of my way! Where'd you learn how to drive!?! I'm never going to make it on time because this traffic is doinky!

doinky by Nicknac March 11, 2003

doinky 

When you smoke a blunt with weed and crack in it, drive to muscatine, and strip down naked all because god told you to.

Did you hear about H? He got doinky and put in the loony bin.

doinky by SirDoinksAlot August 5, 2007

doinky 

A derivation of "doink" used to describe things that are bad, dumb, or just plain doinky.

That movie was so doinky that we left the theater half way through it.

doinky by doinkies February 23, 2004

Doinky 

It's that last piece of shit that won't attach from your ass.
We can also use it towards a person who is always attached to your ass.

Hey doinky!
Shit, I had a huge doinky this morning!

Doinky by lizard83 May 14, 2010

Doinky 

A sniper kill in Call Of Duty in which the player does not scope in, commonly known as a "noscope" or a "nosc"

"Go hit a doinky on em"

Doinky by God the second January 27, 2021