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1. Very nasty person, plays strange music. Talks too much stupid stuff.
2. Insult for dumb persons.
You dorkey! He's a real dorkey, man!
dorkey by myName May 13, 2005
Words you can keep

Circling the donkey 

This phrase doesn't exist and Kody is stupid.
Stop trying to make 'circling the donkey' happen. It's not going to happen.

Dorkelfie 

Literally a selfie taken by someone who is a dork. The ultimate destination for these pictures is social media and the people who take them are usually insecure, self-obsessed, self-aggrandising sad acts with no real friends. Oh dear! I think I may just have described a significant proportion of Facebook users.
From one perspective, any selfie is a dorkelfie.
Dorkelfie by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015

to donkey-head someone 

To fool someone.
It comes from Tom & Jerry cartoon where Tom used to get fooled by Jerry having his head turn into a donkey-like head
To donkey-head someone:

Dude 1-Hey u know I just got a winning lottery ticket!!

Dude 2-How the heck do u know it's a winning ticket?

Dude 1-Those guys sold it to me: they said they don't need money...I got it for just 20k.

Dude 2-U do realize u've been donkey-headed big time, don't you?

Dude 1-"uh-auha-uha" (or whatever a donkey is able to utter)

pee donkey

my girl likes to ride the pee donkey.
pee donkey by losr4lif January 17, 2011

Donkey Cheeks 

When you are trying to make fun of someone for being bad at something instead of saying, " you suck" you can instead say," Boi you donkey cheeks!" Therefore implying you are so ass at something you are ass compared to an actual ass's ass.
Boi you are donkey cheeks at touch football you couldn't catch the ball if it were the size of a watermelon.
Donkey Cheeks by TomCat321 November 13, 2018

floppin donkey

When you bust out your nuts whether somebody wants to see them or not.
I was stretching for soccer practice and the cheerleading team cruised by - so I started floppin donkey to get their attention.
floppin donkey by c.harris May 16, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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