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A relative measurement of how much of a dork somebody is. Someone with alot of dorkeyness may tend to be silly, laughable, cute or funny in either an interesting or strange way.

Oh my gosh, Veronica, your dorkeyness is through the roof!

dorkeyness by Mr. Bargdill August 25, 2006

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dorkiness

the level of dork-ish behavior that is exhibited by a person or persons as they go about their day to day activities.

Kaelyn's dorkiness is practically overwhelming as she talks about her plans to decorate her cast with duct tape.

Patrick's dorkiness makes him adorable.

dorkiness by ae723 November 13, 2010

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Dorkness

The queen/king of dork, the matter of being a dork, the dorkness be with you.

Person 1: Dude , Becky acts like such a dork.
Person2: Yeah she really does have a lot of dorkness!

Dorkness by RomarioZ11 July 26, 2010

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Darkerness

As dark as dark can get.

An expanded depth of darkness

The darkerness of the night was like a portrait of Johnny Cash by Rembrandt.

Darkerness by Semolina Pilchard February 28, 2019

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Dorkiness

Dorkiness is a state which brings joy, which, if you are overwhelmed, can cause lack of consciousness.

Gurjot's repeated failed attempts at swooning accentuated his dorkiness and left the passerby-ers in tears of joy and faintness.

Dorkiness by lassidork April 30, 2010

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Dirkesness

the psychological state that is beyond insanity

" dude, you are showing signs of Dirkesness!"

Dirkesness by the insane one! August 2, 2009

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Dodgeyness

The act of one being dodgey/sexual in conversations or chats

The amount of dodgeyness in our conversation is through the roof

Dodgeyness by NuikopeaDemon September 21, 2020

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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