A term used by military personnel to describe the threaded funnel that attaches to five gallon fuel cans which is long and resembles the shape of said animal.
Hey private make sure that donkey dick is tight so it doesn't leak
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A large and powerful cigar such as a Montecristo 'A' or a Sancho Panza Sancho.
"Honey, you don't mind if I fire up this donkey dick, do ya?"
by Paytheline May 14, 2007
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snowboarders term refering to a small (usually about a foot long) horizontal part at the end of a sloped handrail
"imma have a hard time hitting this rail cuz im a noob and it has a donkey dick
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A huge cronic nugget, the size and shape of a donkey's dick.
Man, nice plant. Look at that donkey dick nugget on top. I can't wait to smoke that.
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A 12 to 14 inch piece of Polish Sausage or "kielbasa".

Usually comes in a "2-pack" in which the two pieces of sausage resemble a pair of Donkey Penii laid parallel to each other and are ready to cook.

Hey hon, what's for supper?

What? Donkey dick 'n' taters again?

Nasty!
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1. In the US Army, a donkey dick is a fuel spout for a 5 gallon fuel can.

2. In the US Navy, specifically for AD's (Aviation Machinists Mates) who work on Engine and Fuel systems, the donkey dick is a tool to pressurize fuel lines.

3. Also in the Navy, specifically at TACAMO Squadrons VQ3 and VQ4, the term donkey dick is used to describe the pin that connects the aircraft nose wheels to the steering wheel.
AT2: Yo, did you remove the donkey dick before we started the move?

AMAN: Yes AT2.

AT2: OK so then what was that loud pop I just heard when we started turning?

AMAN: *gulp*
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