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dorfu by Eyewitness December 9, 2008
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Dortug
Slang word for a soft dick, usually after an intercourse or masturbation. Popularized in Eastern Europe by numerous YouTubers.
Related Words
dorfus • DorFuchs • dorfus actuator • dorfuto • doofus • dorf • dogfuck • dofus • darfur • dogfucking
Pickle dorfer
Pickle dorfer by Zapfret May 29, 2018
Doofus Comedy
Comedy in which humor is derived more from the stupidity of characters than from an origiinal storyline or situation.
I prefer the original character of Ace Ventura over any characters played by Adam Sandler or David Spade in their doofus comedy films.
Doofus Comedy by Robopoet February 27, 2010
count dorkula
John: I am so pumped for the Bears/Packers game tonight.
Tim: Yeah, I think Bret Farve is going to torch the Bears.
John: Bret Farve plays for the Vikings, Count Dorkula
(Conversation is during the current calendar year)
Tim: Yeah, I think Bret Farve is going to torch the Bears.
John: Bret Farve plays for the Vikings, Count Dorkula
(Conversation is during the current calendar year)
count dorkula by Cool Hand Jew October 21, 2010
Dofuwani
Dofuwani is the ship name for One Piece antagonists Crocodile and Doflamingo. The only ship that the writer himself seems to ship as well.
Two villains being fabulous together. Doflamingo is a god and his god is Crocodile, together they make Dofuwani.
Synonyms: perfection, OTP, True Love
Two villains being fabulous together. Doflamingo is a god and his god is Crocodile, together they make Dofuwani.
Synonyms: perfection, OTP, True Love
P1: Dofuwani is cute
P2 (who is Doflamingo in a wig): OF GOURSE ITS CUTE, YOU SEE THIS SEKSI BEAST?! (HOLDS UP PICTURE OF CROCODILE) THIS MAN WITH TONS OF CAKE AND BOOTIFUL MOOBS?! THIS MY HUSBAND!
Two evil people being gay together= Dofuwani.
P1: I’m looking for perfection.
P2: do you mean Dofuwani?
P2 (who is Doflamingo in a wig): OF GOURSE ITS CUTE, YOU SEE THIS SEKSI BEAST?! (HOLDS UP PICTURE OF CROCODILE) THIS MAN WITH TONS OF CAKE AND BOOTIFUL MOOBS?! THIS MY HUSBAND!
Two evil people being gay together= Dofuwani.
P1: I’m looking for perfection.
P2: do you mean Dofuwani?
Dofuwani by Moviestarintraining March 13, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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