dorfu 

Dorky to a fucked up degree; more dorky than foobar, fucked up beyond all recognition.

The dorfu proposal died without comment.

dorfu by Eyewitness December 9, 2008

Dortug 

Slang word for a soft dick, usually after an intercourse or masturbation. Popularized in Eastern Europe by numerous YouTubers.

Man look at his dortug, he definitely wanked!

Dortug by dortug225 February 11, 2022

Doofus 

A very weird and stupid person

Freddy is a doofus because he can't spell the fricking word hat correctly.

Doofus by Bonehead5000 February 5, 2020

Pickle dorfer 

A person who sells pickles in a village.

That shop owner is a pickle dorfer.

Pickle dorfer by Zapfret May 29, 2018

Doofus Comedy 

Comedy in which humor is derived more from the stupidity of characters than from an origiinal storyline or situation.

I prefer the original character of Ace Ventura over any characters played by Adam Sandler or David Spade in their doofus comedy films.

Doofus Comedy by Robopoet February 27, 2010

count dorkula 

When some one says something so stupid they have sucked the life out of the conversation.

John: I am so pumped for the Bears/Packers game tonight.

Tim: Yeah, I think Bret Farve is going to torch the Bears.

John: Bret Farve plays for the Vikings, Count Dorkula

(Conversation is during the current calendar year)

count dorkula by Cool Hand Jew October 21, 2010

Dofuwani 

Dofuwani is the ship name for One Piece antagonists Crocodile and Doflamingo. The only ship that the writer himself seems to ship as well.

Two villains being fabulous together. Doflamingo is a god and his god is Crocodile, together they make Dofuwani.

Synonyms: perfection, OTP, True Love

P1: Dofuwani is cute

P2 (who is Doflamingo in a wig): OF GOURSE ITS CUTE, YOU SEE THIS SEKSI BEAST?! (HOLDS UP PICTURE OF CROCODILE) THIS MAN WITH TONS OF CAKE AND BOOTIFUL MOOBS?! THIS MY HUSBAND!

Two evil people being gay together= Dofuwani.

P1: I’m looking for perfection.

P2: do you mean Dofuwani?

Dofuwani by Moviestarintraining March 13, 2021