dogfucking 

Wasting time, lazing around, procrastinating. When you're supposed to be somewhere, and you're late, you're dogfucking.
Note this definition has nothing to do with actually having sex with canines.

Guy #1: Is Dave coming?
Guy #2: Who knows how long he'll be, he's been dogfucking all day.

dogfucking by Turbonator November 22, 2005

dogfucking 

To be doing shit-all at work when it is expected to get something done.

"John is a dogfucker, have you even seen him in the last two hours?"

"Whats going on dogfucks?"

"What were you doing, out dogfucking?"

dogfucking by Weldyweldy December 23, 2011

dovefucking

The act of a woman rubbing her breast or nipple against the genitalia of another woman.

Kelly introduced Cassieopeia to dovefucking as she used her breasts and nipples on Cassie's pussy.

dovefucking by MilkmanDan June 30, 2009

Dogfuckitis 

noun:
1) A condition were one feels the urge to have sex with a dog due to sick perversions or desperation
2) can be used to explain a "why" question that would have a drawn out or less funny answer than "because you have dogfuckitis", similar to because you touch yourself at night

Adj
1) Used to describe anything similar or related to dogfuckitis, most often smell

Dogfuckitis is a general slang term that can be applied to anything as long as it fits.

1) Joe: *walks into Dan's room* "Dude, it smells like

dogfuckitis in here."

Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get

the fuck out!"

2)Bob has a serious case of dogfuckitis, I walked in on him

and a Labrador...

3) Why is there sadness in the world?

Because you have dogfuckitis...

Dogfuckitis by dancesinblood1 October 18, 2011

dovefucking

The act of rubbing together, or 'tribbing,' between a woman's breast and another woman's vagina.

Jessica's legs opened almost automatically at the sight of Martha's ample but firm bosom; she had been dreaming of this moment for the longest time, and now finally some dovefucking was on the cards.
From A Bird in the Bush by Barbara Cartland

dovefucking by Lez Dawson May 30, 2016

dog fucking 

to be at work but not actually doing any work, at all. Another way of saying you/someone is lazy.

Tim: man, I havn't done a thing all day
Jim: you are such a dog fucker

Jim: Damit Tim will you do somthing, quit dog fucking

Tim: Im so tired and half cut, Im gona dog fuck all day

dog fucking by kevyn r February 18, 2008

Defuckinglirious 

Someone who is in such a drunken state that they are completely and utterly delirious.

Yeah, that girl last night was so drunk she was rolling on the ground while chanting "AVADA KEDAVRA." Dude, I just sat back and watched her. Defuckinglirious, bro.

Defuckinglirious by The Fort Mill Legends est. '10 August 14, 2011