proposal

"Proposal" is what upper management uses when they decide to shit can a whole department, but don't want to say the F word because it's too strong and not enterprise enough. So they replace "we fired people" with "we made them a proposal" and everyone has to act like it totally isn't bullshit. The proposal in question being "Fuck you, you're fired, but let's talk about the terms so that we can use a nicer word when announcing this".

We have made a proposal regarding the structure of the Initech Loser department.

by the offer you can refuse September 20, 2019

proposable

describes someone that is wife material or an ideal mate.

That girl is so proposable. She'd make a great mother.

by CC and YY March 25, 2006

Propose

The beginning of the end.

A: "Dude i proposed to my girlfriend"

B: "oh crap!"

by Nass666 November 02, 2009

the proposal

When, typically a male, gets down on bended knee and composes himself for a moment, all in an effort to ... readjust his posture and improve the ergonomics of jerking off at his computer station.

As technology improves and retina displays are available for purchase, countless hours of self mastery must be accompanied by proper ergonomics.

After many failed relationships, Jake was debating whether he should try the proposal. He took a knee and settled in for what was to be an extended session of left handed trackpadding and right handed tug toning, all while maintaing proper posture and good line of sight.

by greenspan November 28, 2012

PROPOSION

A proposition/deal & proposal/idea in one. An offer with a catch.

I have a PROPOSION for you, I'll give you $20 for the gourmet sandwhich, if you can provide free fries,unlimited napkins and a drink with it?

by HomeComic October 07, 2017

proposing

A potentialy awkward moment where a guy (generally) gets on one knee, pulls out a ring, and says, "Will you marry me!?" Then he waits desperatly for an Answer!

Woah! That guy is totally proposing to that girl in the middle of the freeway during rush hour traffic!!!!

by Benchamin February 04, 2014

Propose

To ask another to marry another.

"Did you here that Jerry proposed to Melody?"
"I'm getting married to day. Yea joey proposed to me"
"Dennis loves me. He's gunna propose to me on christmas"

by woahhhsierra420 December 24, 2008