dorfus

A dorfus is any human who displays traits of any of the following classifications: nerd, dork, geek, digerati, technorati, hacker, uber geek, etc. Many believe that the dorfi (pl. dorfus) are the next stage of human evolution, the arrival of which has been hastened by our societies ever growing dependence upon the technologies which are understood by this elite group, but which somehow escapes the lower technical understanding of the average homosapien. In fact, much as the homosapien's ability to utilize and invent basic tools placed them above the neanderthal, so does the dorfi's understanding and adaptability to modern technological advances place them above the average homosapien in the modern Information Age.

Our computer guy at work is a total dorfi.

by Bonk February 2, 2005

dorfus actuator

(Noun): A technical name that can be applied to any instrument or device in which the correct name and function is not known.

Wife: "Honey, what is wrong with the car; why won't it start?"

Husband: "It looks like we're going to need to get a new dorfus actuator"

by It's over your head April 22, 2009

Doofus

A very weird and stupid person

Freddy is a doofus because he can't spell the fricking word hat correctly.

by Bonehead5000 February 5, 2020

Doofus Comedy

Comedy in which humor is derived more from the stupidity of characters than from an origiinal storyline or situation.

I prefer the original character of Ace Ventura over any characters played by Adam Sandler or David Spade in their doofus comedy films.

by Robopoet February 27, 2010

dorkus

A couple of quirky people who feed off each others dork-like demeanor to enhance the dorkiness

Edis and Lindsay are totally Dorkus

by lj23456 February 24, 2013

Dorkus

A word Linus Sebastian decided to make up as a combination of dork and doofus

The use of mobile technology on the street is so ubiquitous that you don't look like a dorkus.

by ccrider95 February 4, 2015

Dorpus

Someone or something that is just super dumb, or a big dummy. Usually used when referring to awkward southern-accent talking gumbo headasses.

Gertrude: Hey man that guy is so dumb, he such a dorpus
Harold: Yeah man. Him and his family are a load of dorpi

by GuavaCuckold820 October 3, 2019