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A dorfus is any human who displays traits of any of the following classifications: nerd, dork, geek, digerati, technorati, hacker, uber geek, etc. Many believe that the dorfi (pl. dorfus) are the next stage of human evolution, the arrival of which has been hastened by our societies ever growing dependence upon the technologies which are understood by this elite group, but which somehow escapes the lower technical understanding of the average homosapien. In fact, much as the homosapien's ability to utilize and invent basic tools placed them above the neanderthal, so does the dorfi's understanding and adaptability to modern technological advances place them above the average homosapien in the modern Information Age.
Our computer guy at work is a total dorfi.
dorfus by Bonk February 2, 2005
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dorfus actuator

(Noun): A technical name that can be applied to any instrument or device in which the correct name and function is not known.
Wife: "Honey, what is wrong with the car; why won't it start?"

Husband: "It looks like we're going to need to get a new dorfus actuator"
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A very weird and stupid person
Freddy is a doofus because he can't spell the fricking word hat correctly.
Doofus by Bonehead5000 February 5, 2020

Doofus Comedy 

Comedy in which humor is derived more from the stupidity of characters than from an origiinal storyline or situation.
I prefer the original character of Ace Ventura over any characters played by Adam Sandler or David Spade in their doofus comedy films.
Doofus Comedy by Robopoet February 27, 2010
A couple of quirky people who feed off each others dork-like demeanor to enhance the dorkiness
Edis and Lindsay are totally Dorkus
dorkus by lj23456 February 24, 2013
A word Linus Sebastian decided to make up as a combination of dork and doofus
The use of mobile technology on the street is so ubiquitous that you don't look like a dorkus.
Dorkus by ccrider95 February 4, 2015
Someone or something that is just super dumb, or a big dummy. Usually used when referring to awkward southern-accent talking gumbo headasses.
Gertrude: Hey man that guy is so dumb, he such a dorpus
Harold: Yeah man. Him and his family are a load of dorpi
Dorpus by GuavaCuckold820 October 3, 2019
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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