doomfed 

To be dumbfounded about something that has dire consequences.

I knew I needed to cut either the red or the green wire to keep the bomb from exploding in the next 10 seconds, but I was completely doomfed!

doomfed by inverserious November 21, 2018

doomed love 

when you love someone too much, knowing they will never be yours, and it breaks your heart so much.

I love Andy so much, even though he'll never be mine. And it sucks. It is a doomed love i guess

doomed love by unicornlovee:) February 13, 2014

doomed 

To condemn to ruination or death. when you are destined to an unhappy end.

To be condemned.

We are doomed im telling you!!!

doomed by Fernando O. May 19, 2006

Doomed 

Doomed. to be irreversibly and completely fucked. to be fated to have life shit a massive pile of mammoth dung on you. destined to ruin and a bad end. to be doomed is to be condemned to to doom

Dillon is doomed. he will never succeed. he will fail and life will shit on him. all his shit will be fucked. failure is inevitable.
nothing will turn out right and ruin is his fate.

Doomed by diesirae314 November 2, 2011

doofed

To do something in a klutzy, forgetful, aloof, or confused manner. Act as a Doof, fail.

I went to the bank to cash my paycheck and realized I hadn't even picked up my check yet. Totally doofed it.

doofed by SB85 August 11, 2018

Womb Doomed 

When your first and last name, fucks you for life. Your parents probably didn’t want you.

Mr. And Mrs. Faggit womb doomed their son by naming him Gaylen Faggit.

Womb Doomed by Bonqeusha July 15, 2018

Ph.Doomed 

The status achieved by someone who, having received a Ph.D., discovers to his or her lasting chagrin that it would seem to be an item of doubtful utility.

Andrea's friends--having prudently earned their MDs, MBAs, JDs, and other preprofessional degrees years before--were all now comfortably settled into lucrative careers; whilst Andrea, having toiled through the Bataan Death March-like process of getting her doctorate, now concluded, in the end, that she was merely Ph.Doomed.

Ph.Doomed by Andrew Roedell January 10, 2007