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doomed love 

when you love someone too much, knowing they will never be yours, and it breaks your heart so much.
I love Andy so much, even though he'll never be mine. And it sucks. It is a doomed love i guess
doomed love by unicornlovee:) February 13, 2014
To condemn to ruination or death. when you are destined to an unhappy end.

To be condemned.
We are doomed im telling you!!!
doomed by Fernando O. May 19, 2006
Doomed. to be irreversibly and completely fucked. to be fated to have life shit a massive pile of mammoth dung on you. destined to ruin and a bad end. to be doomed is to be condemned to to doom
Dillon is doomed. he will never succeed. he will fail and life will shit on him. all his shit will be fucked. failure is inevitable.
nothing will turn out right and ruin is his fate.
Doomed by diesirae314 November 2, 2011
To do something in a klutzy, forgetful, aloof, or confused manner. Act as a Doof, fail.
I went to the bank to cash my paycheck and realized I hadn't even picked up my check yet. Totally doofed it.
doofed by SB85 August 11, 2018

Womb Doomed 

When your first and last name, fucks you for life. Your parents probably didn’t want you.
Mr. And Mrs. Faggit womb doomed their son by naming him Gaylen Faggit.
Womb Doomed by Bonqeusha July 15, 2018

Ph.Doomed 

The status achieved by someone who, having received a Ph.D., discovers to his or her lasting chagrin that it would seem to be an item of doubtful utility.
Andrea's friends--having prudently earned their MDs, MBAs, JDs, and other preprofessional degrees years before--were all now comfortably settled into lucrative careers; whilst Andrea, having toiled through the Bataan Death March-like process of getting her doctorate, now concluded, in the end, that she was merely Ph.Doomed.
Ph.Doomed by Andrew Roedell January 10, 2007
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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