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Doofyus is sexy and can draw very good!!! Doofyus please take off that hoodie for Kenny!!
Take that hoodie off, doofyus..
doofyus by Kennyiscoolngl June 16, 2022
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A very weird and stupid person
Freddy is a doofus because he can't spell the fricking word hat correctly.
Doofus by Bonehead5000 February 5, 2020

Doofus Comedy 

Comedy in which humor is derived more from the stupidity of characters than from an origiinal storyline or situation.
I prefer the original character of Ace Ventura over any characters played by Adam Sandler or David Spade in their doofus comedy films.
Doofus Comedy by Robopoet February 27, 2010

Doofus Dog 

An underground upcoming rapper who makes very vulgar music. His main platforms are SoundCloud and YouTube. He drops new music every week.
"After listening to Doofus Dog, my perspective on life changed."
"I LOVE DOOFUS DOG!"
Doofus Dog by Ronald Sniffre July 30, 2023
Doofus is an idiot that does stupid stuff.
Brandon is a fat doofus.
Doofus by johnny the truck May 21, 2018
Someone who hasn't got a clue!
They live in blissful ignorance of the world, fashion, personal hygiene and social skills.

Invariably laughs like a baboon being repeatedly punched.
"That bloke is a total dufus"
"He laughs like a fat, useless dufus! Lets promote him!"
doofus by Anon January 2, 2004

Doofusized 

1. To become a doofus
Billy felt doofusized after he bought a video studio for too much money.
Doofusized by DoofusDrive October 8, 2020
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