doofuses
doofuses by Ken from Conn April 28, 2005
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doofuses
doofuses by Wasilla Jane July 25, 2009
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Doofuses by Random shit lug February 24, 2023
doofusness
doofusness by Bro Rich September 21, 2008
Doofusising
Example 1:
Boss: "Stop doofusising you doofus and get back to work!"
Example 2:
That dude was totally doofusising when he turned in front of oncoming traffic.
Boss: "Stop doofusising you doofus and get back to work!"
Example 2:
That dude was totally doofusising when he turned in front of oncoming traffic.
Doofusising by nicolitta October 24, 2008
Doofusism
The philosophy of the Doofus. The doofus generally believes in the power of dooflessness. Doofusses were either A.) Dropped on their heads as children and haven't been able to get that moronic grin off their faces since, or B.) Become actual Dukes of Doofusism and immediately discover that "you don't want to be a Duke of Doofusism." (It involves an initiation ceremony of stretching, cutting, probing and other rather orifice exposing actions. No you don't want to be a Duke of Doofusism, indeed!) The Doofus believes in the magic of the doofus laugh. Although the classic doofus laugh is sincerely enjoyed by the doofus, it sounds like "high-fidelity peckerwood shit" to anyone with any cool at all.
Doofusism is different than most religions. For example, while Catholicism is the church of perpetual guilt. Doofuscism is the church of eternal chuckling at your own jokes (God knows, no one else will).
Doofusism by the pro from dover July 29, 2010
Doofusness
Doofusness by L_Bozo_+_Ratio October 17, 2019
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