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When a retard is speaking blgibberish.
He is speaking doofusger
doofusger by Classicjo May 14, 2018

doofster 

variation of doofus
someone who is clueless.
You are such a doofster, you don't know what you're doing!
doofster by thaleni February 20, 2009

doofuses 

Randy and Paula.

plural of doofus
A couple of doofuses on that show American Idol keep saying "pitchy" like it is a real word.
doofuses by Ken from Conn April 28, 2005

doofusness 

The overall actions of one or a group who continually acts like a doofus or doofi.
John is so full of doofusness, he keeps sticking his tongue on that frozen lamp post.
doofusness by Bro Rich September 21, 2008

doofuses 

Plural of Doofus. People who think their ignorance is something to be proud of.
Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber are a couple of doofuses.
doofuses by Wasilla Jane July 25, 2009

Doofushead 

Prenonced - Do-Fuss-Head

When one has a doofus for a head

To do/say/act stupid

Is a stronger more meaningful term than just doofus
Lauren - Hey Natasha
Natasha - Ahhh i love pie
Lauren - You're such a Doofushead!
Natasha - I know :)
Doofushead by Bangs1234! January 26, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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