The act of taking an attractive man and mentally picturing he has no junk in his trunk.
Usually done when a man is off limits (a friend's ex, gay, just a friend,etc.)

You picture that if you were to pull down his pants there would be nothing there.
Imagining a man has no sexual organ, but is rather smooth in his nether regions like a ken doll.

Ya, he is attractive, but he is my best friend's ex so I have been ken dolling him since them and always will. He has no D in my mind because he has been ken dolled

ken dolling by slangslingingslasher February 2, 2014

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Dirt Dobbing

When one sits too far back on the toilet seat while defecating and accidentally leaves small dobs of fecal matter on the edge of the seat.

Roger called janitorial services up to the executive washroom because one of the managers failed to situate properly on the toilet and ended up Dirt Dobbing.

Dirt Dobbing by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

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spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

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Dobing

This is the action by which a person will try and avoid engaging with an argument or critique/criticism of a position they hold to/have espoused, by accusing their interlocutor of being a "debate bro" or overly "debate broish". Something along the lines of using a rhetorical appeal to how their interlocutor is interacting with them, when it's just a cope to avoid the criticism.

Skilled debater (Jack Angstreich): Absolutely demolished Destiny (the streamer)

Destiny: This guy and his friends are just debate bros and holy shit it's all they do with their life

Destiny's fans: Yeah you go girl!

Sensible person: Dude Destiny you're just hard Dobing right now.

Dobing by Jovictor May 2, 2023

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