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I will never forgive you for dobbing on me.
dobbing by Yibble September 1, 2009
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The art of wiping one's pre-seminal fluid (or pre-cum) onto a dates clothing or person without her noticing.

Very often a succesful nights dobbing will leave the young lady in question wondering why she smells of wank.

Me and my mates went out dobbing last night, and I got an extra 50 points for making a smiley face!
Dobbing by Artha September 27, 2007
A mixture of dabbing and sobbing.

When you're in tears because you're life sucks so you dab the pain away.
I failed to get the grades to get into college, when I found out I was dobbing all evening.
dobbing by imagination.robber January 10, 2017
When you’re popping a pimple and it squirts onto the mirror
Casey was dobbing the mirror when she was popping her pimples
Dobbing by Meomrialieos April 11, 2019
The act of being Dobby from the Harry Potter Franchise and sobbing.
*watching Harry Potter* "Bro look at that elf, he's totally dobbing."

Dirt Dobbing

When one sits too far back on the toilet seat while defecating and accidentally leaves small dobs of fecal matter on the edge of the seat.
Roger called janitorial services up to the executive washroom because one of the managers failed to situate properly on the toilet and ended up Dirt Dobbing.
Dirt Dobbing by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

bingo dobbing 

When your chick is sitting on the floor doing laundry and you walk up and put your balls on her head.
My bitch was in the zone folding clothes on the floor, so I snuck up and went bingo dobbing on her face
bingo dobbing by lesterlee April 18, 2015
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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