1)
Person 1: "then I totally
drank the whole lot without him knowing and pretended to replace it with another bottle I'd actually stolen from him that same
day"
Person 2: ".... you're dirt"
2)
Person 1: "Dude, you're in my seat!"
Person 2: "Three second rule, man"
Person 1: "
Lame, you totally dirted me"