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Dickochet
When the urethral opening of a man's penis sticks together causing his urine stream to spray in directions other than what was intended.
Dickochet by runmonkey3 October 23, 2011
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dmicko • dickoff • Dicko • dickon • Dickolas • Dicko Mode • Dickochet • Dickology • dickorate • dickometer
Dickorette
Dick flavored gum that is chewed to help stave off your cravings for Dick. Used for Dick addicts who are trying to quit dick.
Emily had an uncontrollable urge to suck my dick as she always does but she's been trying to cut back so she popped in a piece of Dickorette and it helped stave off her dick craving urge.
Dickorette by Rothey39 March 3, 2010
Dickology
Dickology
Pronunciation- DI-CK-AW-OLA-GEE
The origin of this word is from 'Ancient Greece'.
The meaning of 'Dickology' is the study of the "body count" women have. Women usually keep a journal of their 'Dickology'.
Pronunciation- DI-CK-AW-OLA-GEE
The origin of this word is from 'Ancient Greece'.
The meaning of 'Dickology' is the study of the "body count" women have. Women usually keep a journal of their 'Dickology'.
Jennifer- "Hi doctor Mike I think I have a STD"
Dr Mike- "Well ok Jennifer, do you think I can check your Dickology"
Dr Mike- "Well ok Jennifer, do you think I can check your Dickology"
Dickology by Zestypoopoo February 24, 2021
Dicko Mode
Dicko Mode by CanadianIslander January 25, 2019
dickopede
dickoration
The act of decorating one's penis through methods including but not limited to:
- tattoos
- diamonds
- stickers
- wax paintings
- gems
- piercings
Synonyms: pejazzling, aka. penis vajazzling.
- tattoos
- diamonds
- stickers
- wax paintings
- gems
- piercings
Synonyms: pejazzling, aka. penis vajazzling.
dickoration by The Vajazzlers September 12, 2014
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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