dlived

When your alive but your dead

“hey, how do you feel?” “i feel like i’m dlived”

by Madelyn Victoria Webb December 21, 2020

drived

An incorrect version of a past tense drive

He (drived) along the street

drove

by Musicismagic? May 14, 2016

dived

A kiwi slang term used to describe a downward trend.

Man: Yo dove, did you see that stock market?

Man 2: Ya na

Man: yeah bro I reckon it dived

Man 2: Balls

by Jodolar July 4, 2017

Dlited

When someone is too lazy to type in three letters to spell the word delighted, they say dlited instead.

Person 1: Wrong person?

Person 2: It came in I dlited it

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse February 23, 2021

muff dived

When two girls eat eachother out

Those chicks muff dived in that pic!

by jordan February 23, 2005

nose-dived

When you ruined your rep and "Dived" into the deep end. This can come in various ways like saying something very stupid in a roast comeback.

Guy 1 - The fuck is wrong with your hairline mate?
Victim - *Stumbles* uh well you're a poop face...
Guy 1 - You fucking nose-dived mate.

by ZackyZack October 23, 2017

dliver

Serving liver to deliver.

Stand and dliver! Understand?

by Hercolena Oliver May 5, 2008