nose-dived

When you ruined your rep and "Dived" into the deep end. This can come in various ways like saying something very stupid in a roast comeback.

Guy 1 - The fuck is wrong with your hairline mate?
Victim - *Stumbles* uh well you're a poop face...
Guy 1 - You fucking nose-dived mate.

by ZackyZack October 23, 2017

Plymouth Nose Dive

To shit on someone's chest and then body slam them, throwing shit in all directions.

Me and my girl did a Plymouth Nose Dive the other night, man that was a mess.

by SwagMcLovin January 9, 2015

Chocolate Nose Dive

when a guy stuffs his nose into another guy's ass

dude i totally chocolate nose dived tony after football practice

by MouthFist August 13, 2011

Nose Diver

When one dives head first into a gaping Flange or Bald Eagle. Usually getting they're eyes covered in lady cum.

That girl over there is a complete Nose Diver!

by Dramatize May 2, 2008

Polish Nose Dive

Going down on a woman and proceed to use your abnormally large nose, not your tongue, to pleasure her

-Hey Madeline, have you checked out Joe today?
-No, Why?
-His nose would be perfect for a Polish Nose Dive!

by ANTPATALE January 30, 2009

Russian Nose Dive

Where you stick your asshole on somebody's nose when they are asleep.

Did you see Michael last night, I gave him a Russian Nose Dive while he was asleep.

by jynxsk8 January 14, 2009

Nose Dive

1. Inhaling a joint or spliff with one of your nostrils and exhaling with your mouth.
2. That thing Charlie Sheen did in his tweet video when he went officially crazy in 2011.

Allie: Here hit this, but do a Nose Dive.
Cassie: Holy shit, that is so crazy.
Allie: That was a huge hit too.
Cassie: Yeah I didn't realize how big it was. And now I'm super high.

"Did you see Charlie Sheen's nose dive in that video?"

by Cassomophone July 13, 2011