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To take a dump. Deficate. ~ preferably on the low (secretly) crap shit
"Yo, I'ma take a dizod." OR "I gotta dizod."

Used when you don't want to blurt out the fact that you have to shit, but you need to get your point across.
dizod by Ill Reem December 16, 2010
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dimodicate 

Joe constantly dimodicate's. He's not to bright.
dimodicate by Mr.anonymousguy December 21, 2015
Related Words
dizod diode Dinodouche DIOD dioded diodel diodeous dizog dizon DZOD

anal dizzdog 

When a male ejaculates in a females ass. Thus, creating a "cum" bubble after she flatulates. The bubble then pops and yells out "DIZZDOG!" Other definitions could be, but are not limited to: an anal dwelling, cum guzzling creature in the Middle Eastern region. This creature can be found by ejaculating into the sky and whistling "DIZZDOGITTY!"
"Gosh, I'd love me some anal dizzdog whilst making out with a grandfather!"
"My anal dizzdog is best served when I'm home from lacrosse."
anal dizzdog by KatieMac April 10, 2008

Dinodirection 

Dinodirection is the course or area of development that Dinoholics follow in tryin' to emulate the King of Cool, Dino Martin.
My pallie is seekin' the Dinodirection for his life by listenin' intently to Dinotunes and carefully studyin' clips of the Dinoshow and our Dino's flicks.
Dinodirection by kentsmokerguy March 5, 2008
So DOPE thats its beyond that making it DIZOPE.Chill,Ill.
That boys free stylin was so dizope yo.
dizope by Ashley Nicoleeeee March 16, 2009

Dinodike 

A large lesbian like dinosaur. Has big teeth and likes to RAWR!
That lezbo is one ugly dinodike.
Dinodike by annalovesyomoma March 16, 2009

Dilodology 

The definition is when someone is talking but they are using vocabulary or words that you dont under stand
Teacher “ If x equal p what is y”
Student to teacher “ Miss stop talking dilodology
Dilodology by Kamran boss man April 23, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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