DIOD

double income one dog. it's like DINK 2.0.

Are you still living the DINK life M? No I'm DIODing now.

by looseshitssinkships February 4, 2019

diodata

The name you call someone when they do something like an idiot.

Mike why would you put a spoon in te blender?? You are such a diodata.

by kubix September 7, 2007

darkness emitting diode

A Light Emitting Diode indicator light which has had too much current put through it and no longer lights up as a result.

When I hooked up the 9v battery to the LED it glowed bright orange, then it became a darkness emitting diode.

by Brent Fisher December 20, 2005

dioded

a feeling induced by "l.s.d" that would make one feel like he/she is inside a L.E.D(light omiting diode) with the light around them at all times, exposed to this may make the above

ahhhh!! i cant take it......oh shit im on a planet,,,earth people...damn im like all dioded..........everybody is "gear" fresh mushroom like dudes

by crimson October 14, 2003

Diodati

A curse word used by most drama students, and others involved in the fine arts. Easily replaces most any other curse word, but it's meaning is twice as vile.

"Holy Diodati, I hate this cast list."
"I swear, I will Diodati you up!"
"Diodati! I missed my bus! Diodati it all to hell!"

by Sailor V September 21, 2005

diode

An electrical component that allows electricity to flow only one way. Used in the rectifier bridge of an alternator. Also used as L.E.D. (light emitting diode) lights.

Dumbass: "The guys at the parts store tested my alternator and said that the diodes are bad. How much to replace them?"

Guy at alternator rebuilders shop: "Those rank amatures don't know what they're talking about, and neither do you, you dumb ass."

by wanna-be-Rossi September 21, 2005

Dioded

Verb of the noun 'Diode'
1. Constructed so that charge may flow in one direction and not the other.
2. Constructed so that any specific thing may flow only in one direction and not the other.

1. "We have dioded the circuit to protect against dangerous shocks."
2. "He's got a dioded gullet, mate, beer goes in the top, piss comes out the bottom, he never chunders"

by Joey the Wonton April 14, 2019