Dinodouche 

A person who has historically proven themself to be a douche for an extended period of time in the past.

Person 1: Sorry about stealing your girlfriend man.

Person 2: Yeah, just like the last 3 times, freakin' Dinodouche.

Dinodouche by Harold Crick March 20, 2009

dildouche

An amalgamation of the words 'dildo' and 'douche.' A dildouche is more commonly referred to as a choch

Oh my god, Phillip. You're such a dildouche.

dildouche by silentjay April 9, 2007

dino douche 

a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that is used to describe a person being a douche in a colossal and stupendous manner and moving them from just douche, to "dino douche".

"I can't believe how douchey Ricky was being last night! What a dino douche!

"You are the biggest douche i know, in fact, you are a dino douche."

dino douche by Jam Master Joke August 13, 2009

dildouche

a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that is used to describe a person who is experiencing qualities that are feminine like a dildo, yet idiotic and ridiculous as ones portrayed by a douche; thus morphing the person into the phrase "dildouche".

"Did you see Roger last night? He was being such a dildouche!"

"The way you hang out with girls all the time and have a shitty personality leaves me to the conclusion that you must be a dildouche."

dildouche by Jam Master Joke August 13, 2009

professor dickdouche 

A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.

teacher: BE QUIIIIEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Me: OK professor dickdouche

professor dickdouche by wangjiahua December 11, 2010

dickdouche 

Someone who cleans dude's dicks....... with their face. Another way to say "cock sucker".

"Don't be such a dick douche." "That guy Brian is such a dickdouche!"

dickdouche by "Biff Rinaldi" March 28, 2009

dinktoucher

One who touches dinks (aka penises)

That guy is such a dinktoucher

dinktoucher by Timmay January 16, 2005