Ditech

Stupid fucking loan commercial that's on every single channel in which a fat man always says 'Lost another loan to Ditech!'.

Fat Man: *looks out his window and sees a Ditech billboard while trying rip people off then turns around to find the people have gone to call Ditech* Lost another loan to Ditech!

Fat Man: *flips through channels and sees Ditech commercials everywhere* Lost another loan to Ditech!

Fat Man: *goes to the eye doctor and sees Ditech when he looks through those big eye things* Lost another loan to Ditech!

Fat Man: *sees his mom on Ditech's website* Even my own mother! Lost another loan to Ditech!

People Watching TV: Why doesn't that stupid fat fuck shoot himself?

by Flamez Hedgehog May 19, 2004

Ditech.com

the most annoying fucking thing in the world. it should die.

Lost another loan to ditech!

by Joe Bob June 7, 2004

Squid In A Ditch

A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.

Dude, she pulled up her skirt and it totally looked like a frickin "Squid in a Ditch!"

by Charitable Disguise October 12, 2019

ditch vision

An absolute cunt who drives Jeeps into ditches

Oh that Canadian is such a Ditch Vision

by DumbCunt273 July 4, 2017

Ditch Chicken

A Ditch Chicken is a common phrase used in the Midwest to refer to a Pheasant or Quail. Quail and Pheasant are normally seen hanging out around road ditches in the Midwest due to the tall grass that grows in the right-of-way.

Billy: “I just saw a ditch chicken on the road! We better get the 12 gauge from the house and come back by.”

Bob: “I can’t, I ended up getting my three bird limit already today.”

by YesterdaysProblemToday November 17, 2022

Sick Ditch

Similar to hospital, but built by and for rednecks. Usually 1-3 feet deep for the little'uns, and within a mile of the nearest trailer park.

We tossed Billie B0b into one of them sick ditches the other day, and gave him one O' my lucky squirrel teeths.

by Mysterious Dr.X December 8, 2014

Ditch the Witch and make the Switch

Advice given to Swedish men who are unsure about their homosexuality by a much wiser leather man.

"Is that your girl, the one who burps all the time? Honestly, you should Ditch the Witch and make the Switch"

by tuck_frump February 22, 2020