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dispastic

When dyspraxic cunts use their condition to excuse everything they fuck up. A disgrace to spastics everywhere.
Shut up, you dispastic prick!
by Ocuped January 26, 2017
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Dispatch Korea

An Original Bitch that uses innocent K-POP Idols to Cover the shit that's going on inside its country.
_Y'all heard the new Dispatch Korea bitchin' around using 97 line to cover the Nth Rooms scandals?!"
+ Why are you even surprised?! It's been a bitch all its cheap life!!
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DiscoStick(TM)

A health and fitness device, that also makes women very very happy. It had a rather unexpected side effect - in that it gives most women intense orgasms - through their clothing. It can be used in private or public. If women want want they can use it while dancing.

US and International Patents have been filed for its methods and devices.

It's trademarked in the US(serial # 85048794), EU & Japan (International Reg # 1062656) as:

"Adult sexual stimulation aids, namely, massage systems comprised of non-electric and electric massage devices held in place by non-electric and or electric positioning devices for stimulating, vibrating, and massaging various parts of female anatomy and stimulation devices for aiding in sexual arousal and experience while reclining, standing, sitting or dancing for women that can be used both unclothed and clothed for private and or public use"

Some people joke that it's a 21'st Century cure for "Female Hysteria"
by TheDiscoStick May 3, 2011
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Dipstick

A name you call a dumbass when they fall and hurt themselves or just do something incredibly stupid.
Brian, you dipstick! Get your ass off the floor and go sit on some ice.
by BigBoiDante August 20, 2018
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disgusticified

disgusting, but made disgusting for some reason
"I can't stand her, she's so disgusticified"
by Dmax January 9, 2007
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sispasticated

When you say something that is pure retarded like. But is also sophisticated in a way ye know like.
Jeez why are you so sispasticated you stupid heur?
by BigGingerWiitard October 25, 2019
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Flight Dispatcher

The person that tells the pilot where to go, what to do when they get there and no, they can't have a break. They also swear a lot when the pilot grounds his aircraft for a stupid reason. The goal of this is to prevent flights from arriving in time for passengers to make connecting flights.

They also cancel flights, predict the future, turn water into wine and walk on water.
Don't sass me boy! I'm the flight dispatcher! Fix your skirt and get back in the plane!
by EastCoastSteff December 16, 2008
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