Please discontinue your life 

Kill yourself.

Please discontinue your life.

Please discontinue your life by Hi, I'm Steve May 9, 2018

discontimental 

The inability to control one's vowells. Discontinent. Usually experienced as a side-effect of alcohaul consumption, or excessive drug use.

Man! That bitch is discontimental when she drinks! Won't shut the hell up!

discontimental by Fnqaz July 28, 2016

Discontiguationalist 

A person that believes that all things are not connected, being the opposite of a contiguationalist who believes all is connected.

The room was full of discontiguationalists, and i felt out of place.

Discontiguationalist by Isolati0n September 4, 2011

Discumtinued

While someone is cumming inside of a girl's vagina they pull out mid-cum and just leave.

Guy: Yeah I got bored so we just discumtinued.
Guy 2: Ah well, it is what it is.

Discumtinued by MASTERduds45 April 2, 2021

disconetiquette 

The etiquette of calling someone back after your call becomes disconnected after long holds.

The representative at MYOB had good disconetiquette, they called me back after 10 hours on hold when they dropped the phone and disconnected me because their phone system was faulty.

disconetiquette by DigitalRampage March 10, 2022

iPhone-discontinuitisness 

iPhoner owners are so enamoured by their new toys, as if they are the best camera, the best web browsing device and the best cell phone. Not only are they poor cameras and average cell phones, the iPhone is only useful for the most elementary of web browsing functions.

iPhone users can not read their incoming email properly. They also can not type a full and appropriate response. They end up responding to a thoughtful email with a non-sequitur or discontinuity.

The result is more mis-communication rather than real communication.

Hey, I emailed you to schedule a meeting with a client. You responded with some malapropism. Your iPhone-discontinuitisness is gonna cost us money, man.

iPhone-discontinuitisness by cell phones suck April 3, 2009

discontinuedIII 

A cute Norwegian boy who is known as a legend within Space Recon and participates in the Roblox clanning/military roleplay world. He also taken by TobeySniper200 and is off limits

person 1: omg discontinuedIII is so so so so cute!!!
person 2: ikrrrr ?!?!

discontinuedIII by tobeysniper200 August 7, 2024