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discomfuckulated 

The state of being completely and utterly confused beyond any hope.
"That lecturer discomfuckulated me with all his bullshit."
discomfuckulated by Narog August 20, 2004
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discomfuckulated 

To be torn apart.

To have the confusion of a distant memory with an acorn and 6 monkeys in an onion patch.
"I feel so discomfuckulated yo"

"I'm discomfuckulated like a shitstorm"
discomfuckulated by Shakey228 March 6, 2009

disconfuckulated 

to mess somthing up beyond reconition; to screw up badly.
"That picture is so disconfuckulated that i cant tell what it is!}"
disconfuckulated by ReBeL rEd August 4, 2007

disconfuckulated 

confused and just a tad angry
After the party Brad woke up in the shower naked with a vacuum, a jar of peanut butter and the family Pit Bull making him feel completely disconfuckulated.
disconfuckulated by dike muffey July 28, 2003

Disconfuckulated 

The feeling you get when you see someone so good looking and your heart starts beating and you hit a blank and all of a sudden become nervous, yet brave and excited by looking at the person
Nicole :Dude! I just disconfuckulated myself man!!

Jenna: why??

Nicole : there was this Fucking hot dude at the shops today and it just happened man
Disconfuckulated by . X_L@ux_X. April 11, 2019

discomjackulated  

The feeling of disappointment when watching British broadcast porn, and realising that nothing that will ever float your boat will be broadcast.
Stuart was discomjackulated after realising that staying up all night to watch the unintentionally unencripted porn was a complete waste of time.
discomjackulated by Meeny October 16, 2008

discumfuckulated 

its a term for a swamp donkey that is hard up to get laid..... going through withdrawls from either dick or pussy
im discumfuckulated can you help me? open invatation coming from a swamp donkey
discumfuckulated by Jftb&tmfk May 16, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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