discomfuckulated 

The state of being completely and utterly confused beyond any hope.

"That lecturer discomfuckulated me with all his bullshit."

discomfuckulated by Narog August 20, 2004

discomfuckulated 

To be torn apart.

To have the confusion of a distant memory with an acorn and 6 monkeys in an onion patch.

"I feel so discomfuckulated yo"

"I'm discomfuckulated like a shitstorm"

discomfuckulated by Shakey228 March 6, 2009

disconfuckulated 

to mess somthing up beyond reconition; to screw up badly.

"That picture is so disconfuckulated that i cant tell what it is!}"

disconfuckulated by ReBeL rEd August 4, 2007

disconfuckulated 

confused and just a tad angry

After the party Brad woke up in the shower naked with a vacuum, a jar of peanut butter and the family Pit Bull making him feel completely disconfuckulated.

disconfuckulated by dike muffey July 28, 2003

Disconfuckulated 

The feeling you get when you see someone so good looking and your heart starts beating and you hit a blank and all of a sudden become nervous, yet brave and excited by looking at the person

Nicole :Dude! I just disconfuckulated myself man!!

Jenna: why??

Nicole : there was this Fucking hot dude at the shops today and it just happened man

Disconfuckulated by . X_L@ux_X. April 11, 2019

discomjackulated  

The feeling of disappointment when watching British broadcast porn, and realising that nothing that will ever float your boat will be broadcast.

Stuart was discomjackulated after realising that staying up all night to watch the unintentionally unencripted porn was a complete waste of time.

discomjackulated by Meeny October 16, 2008

discumfuckulated 

its a term for a swamp donkey that is hard up to get laid..... going through withdrawls from either dick or pussy

im discumfuckulated can you help me? open invatation coming from a swamp donkey

discumfuckulated by Jftb&tmfk May 16, 2010