disconfuckulated

to mess somthing up beyond reconition; to screw up badly.

"That picture is so disconfuckulated that i cant tell what it is!}"

by ReBeL rEd August 4, 2007

disconfuckulated

confused and just a tad angry

After the party Brad woke up in the shower naked with a vacuum, a jar of peanut butter and the family Pit Bull making him feel completely disconfuckulated.

by dike muffey July 28, 2003

Disconfuckulated

The feeling you get when you see someone so good looking and your heart starts beating and you hit a blank and all of a sudden become nervous, yet brave and excited by looking at the person

Nicole :Dude! I just disconfuckulated myself man!!

Jenna: why??

Nicole : there was this Fucking hot dude at the shops today and it just happened man

by . X_L@ux_X. April 11, 2019

discomfuckulated

The state of being completely and utterly confused beyond any hope.

"That lecturer discomfuckulated me with all his bullshit."

by Narog August 20, 2004

discomfuckulated

To be torn apart.

To have the confusion of a distant memory with an acorn and 6 monkeys in an onion patch.

"I feel so discomfuckulated yo"

"I'm discomfuckulated like a shitstorm"

by Shakey228 March 6, 2009

discumfuckulated

its a term for a swamp donkey that is hard up to get laid..... going through withdrawls from either dick or pussy

im discumfuckulated can you help me? open invatation coming from a swamp donkey

by Jftb&tmfk May 16, 2010

Disconfoculated

Confused and totally out of it like a bad hangover.

After coming home from bar I was so disconfoculated I slapped my sister thinking she was someone else which put me on Worldstar.

by anonymous March 29, 2023