disabeer

(Some Arithmetic Skills Required) I bring 12 in a small cooler. Next morning I get asked, "How many beers you have?". Me: I rememberrrr..... the first 5 (lightweight, fair 'nuff); there's 2 left in the cooler - that's 5 disabeers. There's a good chance I had at least 1 of those, and sure friends need an extra because for some reason they only brought a couple beers. Disabeers. Thanks spell correct for trying to make me put "disablers". Plural of disabeer. Sometimes you cruise through the night and there's only a single unaccounted for. That would be a disabeer.

Wow Fred. Great party. Only 1 disabeer and I only heard there were a couple hurlers. We should try the kegger next time.

disabeer by anonymous March 8, 2026

disabeer

(ATTN: basic arithmetic skills required) Jimmy asks me how many beers I have left at the end of the party last night? My cooler shows 4. I brought 12, 'cause you know there's always that one friend. I remember drinking the first 5 beers. 12 minus 5 = 7. Had my brain not been impaired, I should have 7 beers left. I have 4 remaining. 3 disabeers. There's an excellent chance that I had at least one of the disabeers and your mates always appreciate having a couple at the ready when they're running low.
Plural of disabeer. If it's a two-four or a 30 shared amongst many in a camping scenario, or rec softball, or curling; it's all of the beers you don't remember drinking.

NOT a good stat to share with an officer of the law.

"My bar tab says I had 8 last night but I only recall the first 5. So 3 disabeers."
NEVER: "Officer, there's only one disabeer that I remember."

disabeer by LightSwitchPolice March 8, 2026

Dinabeer 

A Dinabeer is a drink (usually a beer) that is discovered to be still mostly full. This typically happens when cleaning up from a party the next morning. Dinabeers are especially annoying because instead of just dumping all the cans/cups into the trash, you have to pour out the warm, wasted beer.

Aww man, there are like 5 Dinabeers, thats like wasting 3 whole beers!

Dinabeer by worthK3 October 7, 2011

disabeered

The phenomenon which occurs commonly in mid to high range parties where your beer is either: Misplaced;unidentifiable amongst the same brand labels;mistakingly taken from a fellow drinker of the same drop & more often than not.. Lack of memory.

Aj Dew: Hey, has anyone seen my beer? It was on the kitchen table & now its gone?!?!

Ady: Its Disabeered on ya mate... Let it go.

disabeered by Mc Flow September 25, 2006

Disabeered

Your can/bottle of beer gets misplaced due to too many beer cans left sitting around and/or you're just unable to locate. As if your beverage of beer has done a disabeering act.

I swear I just placed my beer right here somewhere, it's as if it Disabeered on me

Disabeered by FroglickD' February 20, 2026

diabeercheese 

Diabeercheese is a physical ailment that is like diabetes, but involves beer and cheese rather than blood sugar levels. Your body starts to feel awful when you have no beer or cheese in it. Coincidentally, it also feels awful when you have too much beer and cheese in it.

My diabeercheese is acting up, I need some cheddar and some suds - stat!

diabeercheese by Anthraxian June 12, 2017

disabler combo 

abbreviated as DC, a disabler combo is a combo that is almost a touch of death combo but not. it effectively disables your enemy's ability to tank because it drains their hp in such a way that a few more hits will kill them.

Johnny: Ah shit, my ToD failed.

Joe: At least you got a disabler combo in.

disabler combo by pejafme June 24, 2021