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(ATTN: basic arithmetic skills required) Jimmy asks me how many beers I have left at the end of the party last night? My cooler shows 4. I brought 12, 'cause you know there's always that one friend. I remember drinking the first 5 beers. 12 minus 5 = 7. Had my brain not been impaired, I should have 7 beers left. I have 4 remaining. 3 disabeers. There's an excellent chance that I had at least one of the disabeers and your mates always appreciate having a couple at the ready when they're running low.
Plural of disabeer. If it's a two-four or a 30 shared amongst many in a camping scenario, or rec softball, or curling; it's all of the beers you don't remember drinking.
NOT a good stat to share with an officer of the law.
Plural of disabeer. If it's a two-four or a 30 shared amongst many in a camping scenario, or rec softball, or curling; it's all of the beers you don't remember drinking.
NOT a good stat to share with an officer of the law.
"My bar tab says I had 8 last night but I only recall the first 5. So 3 disabeers."
NEVER: "Officer, there's only one disabeer that I remember."
NEVER: "Officer, there's only one disabeer that I remember."
by LightSwitchPolice March 8, 2026
Get the disabeer mug.The act of many cheggs leaving a location together. If you consider the Brits, "Cheggs" (we don't) then brexit would be a form of Cheggxit. But it could be a smaller group of cheggs. Chegg definition in this case refers to people with no concept of societal norms and common sense.
Gonzo - Yo Splooge, where did all the cooks go?
Splooge: Yo Gonz, as soon as they heard Jimmy was bringing a Jdog out back of the restaurant, there was a mass cheggxit
Cletis : Hey Cooter, did all of the new weed order get put away tonight?
Cooter : Nah Cletis, everybody f'ed off early and left all the work for us; just a brutal cheggxit.
Splooge: Yo Gonz, as soon as they heard Jimmy was bringing a Jdog out back of the restaurant, there was a mass cheggxit
Cletis : Hey Cooter, did all of the new weed order get put away tonight?
Cooter : Nah Cletis, everybody f'ed off early and left all the work for us; just a brutal cheggxit.
by LightSwitchPolice January 21, 2024
Get the Cheggxit mug.adj. - one who has little or no regard for common decency and no grasp on societal norms (and doesn't understand this definition).
Did that dude just pay for his ounce with coins? What a f'n chegg.
Is Donald Trump the king of chegg's? Fuck ya, the Donald is King Chegg.
Is Donald Trump the king of chegg's? Fuck ya, the Donald is King Chegg.
by LightSwitchPolice April 29, 2023
Get the chegg mug.Having little regard for social norms. One who has no idea their day-to-day behaviour is not appreciated.
You left your giant dump in the toilet again without flushing? What cheggery is this?
Jimmy just barged in front of everyone to get on the bus (again). Pure cheggery.
Jimmy just barged in front of everyone to get on the bus (again). Pure cheggery.
by LightSwitchPolice April 29, 2023
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