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Dirty Jack
When you bust a nut over your limited edition Samsung smart fridge, so your warm cum drips into the ice container, and then you invite your neighbours over to watch a baked bean spin on the floor, and then they grab some ice to cool their assholes off because they have accidentally sat on the baked bean, but instead of rubbing ice on their asses, it’s warm cum, so they all get pregnant and shit out a small African child, even though none of your neighbours are African.
I did a Dirty Jack yesterday. It was rather splendid, but unfortunately I now have 15 children living in my apartment.
Dirty Jack by greasy ballers November 8, 2021
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dryjack
lonely-man-fun without lotion. masturbation without any form of lubricant. roughin it on the five knuckle chuckle.
dryjack by Doug, Brandon, Mike April 29, 2006
Dirty Jack
The act of shoving a stuffed squirrel in your dogs ass therefore making him erect and forcing him to bone your sister while you watch and jerk in the corner
Dirty Jack by Braydenscoochie420 November 20, 2018
Dirtsack
A person who owns more knives than years they have been alive, enjoys waving their fingers in the air while intoxicated, and is more proficient in knowledge and skill in any number of hillbilly weapons. This type of a person will quickly express his "abilities" for any activity if given the chance, and is better at anything than you are.
Me: Did you see that guy drive out of that police take down maneuver at 100mph!?!
Some Dirtsack: Aww that's easy, yah just shift it into neutral and get control of the wheel.
Me: You're a fucking dirtsack.
Some Dirtsack: Aww that's easy, yah just shift it into neutral and get control of the wheel.
Me: You're a fucking dirtsack.
Dirtsack by Kevin Ruda July 20, 2008