dryjack
lonely-man-fun without lotion. masturbation without any form of lubricant. roughin it on the five knuckle chuckle.
dryjack by Doug, Brandon, Mike April 29, 2006
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dryback
-Hey, look at all these super cheap prescriptions Raphael brought over!
-I love that dryback; he saves me so much money on happy pills!
-I love that dryback; he saves me so much money on happy pills!
dryback by Sid Barrett January 4, 2009
Related Words
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dry jack
The ability to perform serious masterbation on one's self without the use of genital lubrication which may lead to the inevitable cock chafe!
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dryback by WALDO 0ne-0 November 3, 2003
dryjacked
Person who takes your clothes out of the drier at the coin laundry when they're not dry because you were too slow on the exhale to re-up your quarters.
Person who takes your clothes out of the drier at the coin laundry before they're dry when you still have time on the drier because they saw you get in your car and leave.
Person who takes your clothes out of the drier at the coin laundry before they're dry when you still have time on the drier because they saw you get in your car and leave.
Bro, my clothes got dryjacked. Someone took them out of the drier before they were ready and threw them on one of those tables. Now they're all moldy and I have to do them over.
Alice and I put our comforters in the dryer at the laundromat and then put ten quarters in the dryers. We figured we had at least two hours before our dryers expired so we left to go get lunch. We came back an hour later and someone had taken the comforters out of the dryers and put their clothes in. We were dryjacked!
Another lady said she saw the dryjacker run out just before we came back in.
Alice and I put our comforters in the dryer at the laundromat and then put ten quarters in the dryers. We figured we had at least two hours before our dryers expired so we left to go get lunch. We came back an hour later and someone had taken the comforters out of the dryers and put their clothes in. We were dryjacked!
Another lady said she saw the dryjacker run out just before we came back in.
dryjacked by www.kathleendaelemans.com August 21, 2008
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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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