When you bust a nut over your limited edition Samsung smart fridge, so your warm cum drips into the ice container, and then you invite your neighbours over to watch a baked bean spin on the floor, and then they grab some ice to cool their assholes off because they have accidentally sat on the baked bean, but instead of rubbing ice on their asses, it’s warm cum, so they all get pregnant and shit out a small African child, even though none of your neighbours are African.
I did a Dirty Jack yesterday. It was rather splendid, but unfortunately I now have 15 children living in my apartment.
by greasy ballers November 8, 2021
The act of shoving a stuffed squirrel in your dogs ass therefore making him erect and forcing him to bone your sister while you watch and jerk in the corner
by Braydenscoochie420 November 20, 2018
by AyeLad April 16, 2020
Tyler peed in a Coca Cola, mixed it with his dick, and then Garry drank it, in other words, it was a Dirty Jack
by weifowjcnvs April 26, 2020
The act of incest when jack h shags his sister up the ass whilst his girlfriend is sat in the corner shoving pineapples up her pussy
by Easy123456 November 27, 2019
“Hey man what where you doing last night I saw u where hanging out with Adam Sandler and Steve Buscemi”
“I was just doing a dirty Jack”
“I was just doing a dirty Jack”
by Big J-man August 28, 2021
A Dirty Jack is when a man carves a Jack-o-lantern with its mouth shaped like an O. He fucks the pumpkin this convinces everyone that it’s ectoplasm and not cum.
by Loudraunch September 30, 2021