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kilometer 

A thousand meters. A metric measurment used for mid to long distances. Approximately 5/8 or .625 of a mile.

A word which is - more often than not - BUTCHERED by alledgedly educated media speakers and now the general population.
The correct pronunciation is based on the FACT that the first part of the word is 'kilo' meaning 1000 and uttered as 'keelo.' The second part is 'meter', uttered 'meeter.' Thus the true pronunciation of this 'whopper' - give me a break - is 'keelomeeter' with the 'o' pronounced as it is generally uttered in the alphabet as opposed to the long 'awww' sound. The explanation for this is best offered through understanding prefixes and suffixes as well as investigating how other related metric measurements are uttered. 'Centimeter' for example is NOT uttered 'cent-IM-itter' just as 'millimeter' is NOT uttered 'mill-IM-itter.' These two words are usually NOT BUTCHERED and are found said properly as 'sEnta-mEEter' or 'sEnti-meeter' - with the 'i' pronounced as in the word 'it.' And 'milli-meeter' - 'i' pronounced as in the word 'it.' Or 'milleemeeter.'
A typical example of the BUTCHERING of the word 'kilometer':

Trucker Bob: "I drove 'bout 500 'killawwwmitters' til I stuck it in the sleeper. So tired, forgot I never had a sleeper and woke up in the godamned reefer...sheeet!
Fed-up etymologist: "Excuse me dude, but it is pronounced 'keelomeeter' *long 'o' as in 'toe'* could you please get it right and pass it on?"
Trucker Bob: *walking over to etymologist and dumping half eaten bacon and eggs on his head* "I don't take kindly to bein' corrected by some teacher-boy home-ohhh-secksull!"
Fed-up etymologist: *who also happens to be a runner-up in an ultimate fighting light-heavyweight t.v. championship, Ninjas the trucker in the throat and throws him INTO the floor while stating* "Perhaps today is a good day to learn shit-for-brains." *drags him outside and stuffs him into his reefer*.
kilometer by psiscott April 27, 2006
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Kilometer 

I dont know what that is im american
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Kilometer by Blackshizah December 24, 2022

Kilometer of Cock 

The Metric counterpart of Mile of Dick.

1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)

100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95

There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer

*Fun thing to say when online gaming*
Your Mother has a Kilometer of Cock twice a week!

Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!
Kilometer of Cock by NobeeCares September 13, 2023

Kilometer Eater

-The ultimate sub who knows how to suck a cock.
-The opposite of a millimeter defeater.
Bro, my gf was the ultimate kilometer eater last night.

kilometer high club 

1) The metric equivalent of the mile high club usually associated with our European friends.

2) A derogatory commentary of any previous unsatisifying attempt at becoming a member of the mile high club.
Tom promised to fly me to Europe and make me a member of the mile high club but after landing I don't think we even made it to the kilometer high club!
kilometer high club by DOMINIX June 19, 2009

Kilometer Peter

A young boy that has unusually large feet, also known by the name of 'KP' (Note that KP does NOT stand for Kim Possible in this case!)
We all know what they say about boys that have big feet, riiiight?
Yup, they have big dicks! :)
Girl one: OMG, look at Steve's big feet.
Girl two: I know, they're HUGE!
Girl one: Hahaha, he's such a KP.
Girl two: I know, eh?? Hahaha, kilometer peter!
Kilometer Peter by radeonx August 3, 2009

what the fuck is a kilometer

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (GUNSHOTS) (EAGLE CRIES)
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER"
"I DONT KNOW"
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