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willywonkatiktok 

A guy on tiktok who impersonates and dresses like Johnny Depp's version of Willy Wonka. His real name is Duke Depp and his fanbase consists mostly of teenage girls who simp over him and think he's hot. He also loves to grind
Sarah: "Did you see the video that willywonkatiktok posted yesterday?"

Abby: "Omg yes he's so hot I'm definitely a simp for him"
An invented insult word that sounds bad but isn't.
I can't believe my husband has such a dilwonk for a best friend.
dilwonk by Joe & Buzz January 19, 2011

Dillywang 

Otherwise know as cock, penis, dick, dong, tallywacker, wiener, peepee, kickstand, disco stick, fire hose, Johnson, joystick, one eyed monster, anaconda, meat stick, pecker, rod, schlong, shaft, meat flute, tubesteak, & finally Willy.
My dillywang needs to be touched! Jimmy, quit playing with your dillywang and get out of the bathroom. While in Brazil, Doug's dillywang got some strange rash on it after visting the brothel.
Dillywang by Maureen the Dream November 20, 2009

Willywonkatiktok 

He is the better version of the og wiky wonka
Willywonkatiktok is so hot
Willywonkatiktok by Wlliywonkismine September 30, 2020

dillywomp 

The action of smacking another in the face with one's penis
Susan refused to give me a blowjob, so I gave that bitch a dillywomp. That'll teach her.
dillywomp by Billy Bumpkin December 28, 2005

dillywacking 

"Curtis, you shouldn't be there dillywacking when there's work to be done!"
dillywacking by cranberry. March 3, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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