dillywonker

A Kiwi unsuccessfully masquerading as a native Londoner.

Dillywonker: Go Spurs!
Londoner: Fuck off Dillywonker.

dillywonker by Jeff Jack February 26, 2011

pillywonker 

A stupid guy with an awkward penis

sandy: woah dude did you see that guy last nite?
juanita: yeahh he was a pillywonker

pillywonker by babypuncher123 May 23, 2011

jillywonkered 

Feeling overwhelmed. Defeated.

The company reorganization is making me feel jillywonkered.

jillywonkered by f.x.l. September 2, 2014

diddlywonker

One whomst'd wonks your diddly.

Macers is Jeff's diddlywonker. She wonks his diddly regularly.

diddlywonker by The Real J-Dawg May 21, 2017

dollywanker 

A person who dresses up as the opposite gender and masturbates to themself.

My grandpa has been crossdressing lately. I guess he's a real dollywanker now....

dollywanker by Galactikid November 23, 2016

Dillywacker 

A long stick people used to use to smack someones weiner if they did something bad.

redneck mom:Clevis!!!!!!!!! did you knock up the next door neighbors daughter.

Clevis:no ma i aint ever done did dat.

redneck mom:i dont beleieve ya,dont make me get out the dillywacker.
Clevis:NO MA!!!

(redneck mom slaps sons weiner with dillywacker)

Clevis:oooooohhh ma it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dillywacker by chickenpotpie45 October 15, 2011

dillywinker 

A goof ball with smelly toes and long pubes

Jessica is such a dillywinker

dillywinker by T-rection July 27, 2022