A sarcastic comment used in conjunction with a picture (of pornographic nature or otherwise) that others have suggested is arousing.
1: *Post furry picture* HAY GUYS THIS IS HAWT!
2: I came!
by Jarvan January 8, 2005
One of the stupidest phrases ever, commonly used by 12-year-olds on YouTube and other sites as an expression of amazement whenever they see or hear something "epic", implying they reached an orgasm upon seeing/hearing it. Although some may beg to differ, saying it really just makes you sound like an idiot.
*crappy AMV on YouTube is posted*
Person 1: first
Person 2: omg i came @ 2:15
Person 3: WHO CARES IF YOU'RE FIRST?! STOP SPAMMING
by BetterSpeech July 26, 2010
Something you say or write after seen an really awesome video.
Guy: "Hey, have you seen the new Chuck Norris movie when he beats the shit out of Jackie Chan?"
You: "Yes"
Guy: "What did you thought about it?"
You: "I came..."
by Mattematask Mattan December 14, 2009
stealing or jacking. an euphemism for those words.
i came up on a new iphone 3gs, wan me to hook u up?

that foo came up on a new blackberry that looks exactly like the one u lost bro!
by cotosakra November 8, 2009
A sentence used to show the destruction of property, people and/or brain cells
Person 1: oh my goodness! What happened to you?! You look horrible!

Person 2: I came in like a wrecking ball....
by cattaylor January 13, 2014
In the top 10 most awkward things to say after sex. Along with "just like momma used to do it" and "so what contraception did you use?"
Girl: How was that for you?
Boy: Stick a fork in me, I came
Girl: I feel, so, violated.
by AnalIsForKids December 23, 2012
Where you ejaculate in her eye and then konk on the head with a frying pan.
Bruce: Hey Heratio where's your girlfriend Farncine.
Heratio: Well actually 'I Came, I Saw, I Konked her' last night and she hasnt woken up.
by Duffy123456789 October 9, 2008