dildophone
dildophone by sippy October 25, 2006
dildophobia
When a guy is scared of vibrators, because they either steal women, or because they are basically robot peni.
dildophobia by Jingleheimer schmitt, John Jacob September 10, 2008
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dinophone
A cellular phone designed specifically for the technologically challenged. Typically circa early 2000's. It's bragging rights feature big numbers that one must scroll through in order to send texts, occasional flip model, and a selection of 3 ring tones (including Nokia). Also included is a camera that's never been used and a Free Cell app. Very popular among aging Baby Boomers and philosophy majors.
dinophone by Orion Blue September 8, 2010
dildophobic
Dildophobic dil-do-fo-bik, adj., a condition whereby one exhibits an aversion to any phallus-shaped sex toy designed for insertion into the vagina or anus. Characteristically afflicting sexually insecure males, but has been known to occur in sexually repressed women as well.
See vibraphobic.
See vibraphobic.
She had to hide her dildos from her dildophobic boyfriend or he would throw them in the garbage due to insecurity about his small penis.
dildophobic by Holepuncher October 13, 2012
dildophile
dildophile by dzumwalt December 10, 2013
dildowhore
dildowhore by Bawble November 30, 2022
dicrophone
dicrophone by Theyregoated July 19, 2023
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