dinophone

A cellular phone designed specifically for the technologically challenged. Typically circa early 2000's. It's bragging rights feature big numbers that one must scroll through in order to send texts, occasional flip model, and a selection of 3 ring tones (including Nokia). Also included is a camera that's never been used and a Free Cell app. Very popular among aging Baby Boomers and philosophy majors.

Hey can you email me that pic? The file is too big to open with my dinophone

dinophone by Orion Blue September 8, 2010

Dinophobe 

1. A person with a fear or distaste for dinosaurs.

2. A person who does not like the movie Jurassic Park.

3. One opposed to dinosaur marriage.

Person 1: So, do you like Jurassic Park?
Person 2: Hell no!
Person 1: What are you , some kind of dinophobe?

Dinophobe by OriginalDino February 21, 2010

dinowhore 

Dinosaurs were huge, so a dinowhore is a giant, dinosaur-sized whore.

Wow, that shirt is skin tight. What a dinowhore.

dinowhore by I heart chocolate flakes! March 15, 2009

dinophile 

A dinophile is a person who is sexual attracted to dinosaurs

The dinophile longs for the rigid, yet soft touch of a Stegosauria scaly skin pressed against his body, intertwined and quivering in the love only a prehistoric reptile can give

dinophile by CADmom March 30, 2016

dinowhore 

pronounced dino (as in dinosaur) - and whore (as in whore, slut etc...)

when i was faced with the question, "what do you call someone older than a cougar??" i brilliantly came up with dinowhore... its an old ass woman who is still at the bar picking up young drunk men in her 60's, 70's and 80's... they are a rare bread but they do exist... they are a lot more sly then cougars... they lure their prey with cookies and warm milk.

"Dude!!! Look at that dinowhore over there!!! i wonder if the drapes match the carpet????"

"Hey... i think that dinowhore's teeth just fell out on the dance floor...."

i am trying not to be mean to old people... but it is kinda funny...

dinowhore by Weedy McBongsmoke December 10, 2010

dildophone 

tha Motorola C115, it looks like a dildo and is for poor ass people whose family is 80% retarded

damn! that phone is hella ghetto, and it looks like a dildo. it is one ghetto ass dildophone!

dildophone by sippy October 25, 2006

disophony 

A lengthy aural abbrasion

that shit goose DJ's set was a fuckin' disophony

disophony by Damien Blomeley December 14, 2008