dildowhore

Someone who is too fake to be a real whore

Ugh, look at her......she is such a dildowhore!

by Bawble November 30, 2022

dinowhore

Dinosaurs were huge, so a dinowhore is a giant, dinosaur-sized whore.

Wow, that shirt is skin tight. What a dinowhore.

by I heart chocolate flakes! March 15, 2009

dinowhore

pronounced dino (as in dinosaur) - and whore (as in whore, slut etc...)

when i was faced with the question, "what do you call someone older than a cougar??" i brilliantly came up with dinowhore... its an old ass woman who is still at the bar picking up young drunk men in her 60's, 70's and 80's... they are a rare bread but they do exist... they are a lot more sly then cougars... they lure their prey with cookies and warm milk.

"Dude!!! Look at that dinowhore over there!!! i wonder if the drapes match the carpet????"

"Hey... i think that dinowhore's teeth just fell out on the dance floor...."

i am trying not to be mean to old people... but it is kinda funny...

by Weedy McBongsmoke December 10, 2010

dildophone

tha Motorola C115, it looks like a dildo and is for poor ass people whose family is 80% retarded

damn! that phone is hella ghetto, and it looks like a dildo. it is one ghetto ass dildophone!

by sippy October 25, 2006

Dildo whore

Someone who does anything for a quick moment with a sexual aide.

Tom: Did you see that old woman pick up that chew toy and lick it?
Ben: Dude... that was not a chew toy.
Tom: Ugh... what a dirty dildo whore.

by monkey500 March 12, 2018

dinowhore

the human equivilant of a dinosaur eating pussy that weighs 600 pounds. Usually found in the depths of a male's anus. A dinowhore can also be described as a prostitute with 3 rows of cleavage from fat. One can always enjoy eating cereal out of the dimples of a dinowhore's ass. Only Arnold Schwartzenagger's cock can possibly fit the size of a dinowhore's va-jay-jay. When very sweaty the back of a dinowhore's neck can resemble a water slide. To conclude, a dinowhore's orgasm sounds like a trumpet playing along with an opera singer, britney spears, and chuck norris.

"What the hell was that sound?"
"It must have been a dinowhore!"

by hoochapig October 21, 2007

dinowhore

A person who likes large in every sense. Plays badminton and enjoys hitting shuttlecocks and whacking off with their racket.

Damn that chick Natalie in gymclass was such a dinowhore

Natalie is the biggest dinowhore in the universe

by Felipeee January 13, 2009