Skip to main content

dildowhore 

Someone who is too fake to be a real whore
Ugh, look at her......she is such a dildowhore!
dildowhore by Bawble November 30, 2022
Words you can keep

dinowhore 

Dinosaurs were huge, so a dinowhore is a giant, dinosaur-sized whore.
Wow, that shirt is skin tight. What a dinowhore.

dinowhore 

pronounced dino (as in dinosaur) - and whore (as in whore, slut etc...)

when i was faced with the question, "what do you call someone older than a cougar??" i brilliantly came up with dinowhore... its an old ass woman who is still at the bar picking up young drunk men in her 60's, 70's and 80's... they are a rare bread but they do exist... they are a lot more sly then cougars... they lure their prey with cookies and warm milk.
"Dude!!! Look at that dinowhore over there!!! i wonder if the drapes match the carpet????"

"Hey... i think that dinowhore's teeth just fell out on the dance floor...."

i am trying not to be mean to old people... but it is kinda funny...
dinowhore by Weedy McBongsmoke December 10, 2010

dildophone 

tha Motorola C115, it looks like a dildo and is for poor ass people whose family is 80% retarded
damn! that phone is hella ghetto, and it looks like a dildo. it is one ghetto ass dildophone!
dildophone by sippy October 25, 2006

Dildo whore 

Someone who does anything for a quick moment with a sexual aide.
Tom: Did you see that old woman pick up that chew toy and lick it?
Ben: Dude... that was not a chew toy.
Tom: Ugh... what a dirty dildo whore.
Dildo whore by monkey500 March 12, 2018

dinowhore 

the human equivilant of a dinosaur eating pussy that weighs 600 pounds. Usually found in the depths of a male's anus. A dinowhore can also be described as a prostitute with 3 rows of cleavage from fat. One can always enjoy eating cereal out of the dimples of a dinowhore's ass. Only Arnold Schwartzenagger's cock can possibly fit the size of a dinowhore's va-jay-jay. When very sweaty the back of a dinowhore's neck can resemble a water slide. To conclude, a dinowhore's orgasm sounds like a trumpet playing along with an opera singer, britney spears, and chuck norris.
"What the hell was that sound?"
"It must have been a dinowhore!"
dinowhore by hoochapig October 21, 2007

dinowhore 

A person who likes large in every sense. Plays badminton and enjoys hitting shuttlecocks and whacking off with their racket.
Damn that chick Natalie in gymclass was such a dinowhore

Natalie is the biggest dinowhore in the universe
dinowhore by Felipeee January 13, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
Next