dildofy 

when your parents die and you make a dildo out of their ashes to make the pain go away through orgasms.

John: bro my parents just died im so sad.
Bob: its all good bro just dildofy them, it will make the pain go away instantly.
John: damn your right im gonna do that now and have the most glorious orgasm of all time.

dildofy by daddychillonmycock October 31, 2023

dildory 

A place which sells and/or produces dildo's of various shapes, colors (especially hot pink and neon green) and sizes.

"I bought you this dildo from the dildory...it's hot pink which is your favorite color. You can return it if you want, but make sure you keep it packaged because the lady that works there was a mega bitch...Deborah."

dildory by NicholasMarcGregChin December 10, 2005

Dildoflauge 

Any clotihng used in your dresser to hide a dildo. Clothing, underware junk in a dresser drawer used to camoflauge your sex toy.

My kids looked in the dresser but I had my shirts as dildoflauge so they did not find my vibrator.
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Dildoflauge by jester801 April 11, 2011

dildoy 

when something is not ideal or when something is annoying
usually paired with the word "hella" before it

"Bro did you see the new movie?"
"Yeah bruh the plot was hella dildoy, would not watch again"

dildoy by headphone zombie nigga June 30, 2022

dildoface 

A face resembling that of a dildo or sex toy; cockface. Usually negative.

That teacher who failed me is such a dildoface.

dildoface by Bob Dole March 26, 2003

Dildoy 

a dildo that is attached to a large air filled ball that you sit and bounce on in order to gain pleasure (much like the bouncy balls with the handles on it that you used to play on when you were a kid). also known as a bounce-and-squirt, chingachong, and a dirtyrider.

Hey zak, i think im gonna buy my girl a dildoy for christmas. I heard their making them with another attachment so you can ride two at once! :D

Dildoy by sicknastyB June 21, 2009

dildofaniac 

A Guy/Gal Who Is OBSESSED with the look/feel/touch/smell....etc.....etc of any dildo he/she comes across.

Me:Dude She Is So Hot!!

Jay:Dude,You Dont want to get wit her....shes a total psycho killer dildofaniac!

dildofaniac by TySoN 2 Da DeJaynes September 14, 2008