The homosexual hobbit. Short and ill-tempered, Dildo Faggins is a true asshole. A Dildo Faggins also has several homosexual tendencies, and can't handle his weed.
by Conquistador May 03, 2003
A flamboyant hobbit who went on an epic journey with his partners Meriodoc, Fannyfuck, and Pippin Tookitintheass to destroy the evil ring around his anus.
by Sodoman February 19, 2015
Name of a famous hobbit-like creature who penned the booked "there and my backend again" also known as "Lord of the Cock Rings".
by Elton's Johnson September 02, 2006
A (male) fan of Fantasy books, movies, etc. who - while not necessarily a homosexual - is at least somewhat effeminate, and is therefore extremely irritating.
Dildo Faggins over there was the only 19 year old Trick-or-Treating in our neighborhood this past Halloween, dressed in his Legolas costume.
by Dildo Faggins January 01, 2009
A raging homosexual who is under the height of 3ft. Usually cannot hold an erection unless they are in a room of at least 10 men.
by b-radicus October 22, 2008
by amelara69 January 23, 2017
by Anonymous December 26, 2002