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Dildofication

Dildofication - the transformation of any suitable device into a dildo
Any science beaker can be dildofied which is a part of the dildofication of the lab.

~in science class~

Jesse - hey look how tall this measuring cylinder is.

Gabe - i know what else that could be used for…
Jesse - what about that conical flask though. it’s looking kinda…
Gabe - looks like a pretty good dildo
Jesse - the dildofication of the lab
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dilfication 

The process of becoming a DILF or DILF-like. Is not limited to literal fathers, applicable to any man as long as they are grown adults who have shown immense physical maturation and acted as a paternal figure within that period.
Girl 1: Did you notice the dilfication of Qian Kun these past two years?
Girl 2: Yeah! Taking care of WayV really made him glow.
dilfication by itwasforthepeople October 14, 2020

dildification 

The process of becoming/being a dildo, in the behavioral sense.
Wow, Kevin has really undergone some serious dildification lately - he is truly a dildo. I wonder who kicked sand in his vagina?
dildification by NickCarraway16 October 22, 2012

Dildomination 

The act of being dominated by a dildo.
Ex:1
Person 1: "Hey wanna go watch a movie?"
Person 2: "Can't, I am under the effects of dildomination at the moment."

Ex:2
Person 1: " OW! That dildo hurt!"
Person 2: " Sir, I believe you have been dildominated."
Dildomination by LJoe January 19, 2010

Diplofication 

The act of transforming yourself mentally or physically into Diplo.
Diplo has uploaded a new pic to ig, it is time for my Diplofication to begin, don't you mean himbofication? No, I want Diplofication.
Diplofication by detailspod June 7, 2021

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026