dildoy 

when something is not ideal or when something is annoying
usually paired with the word "hella" before it

"Bro did you see the new movie?"
"Yeah bruh the plot was hella dildoy, would not watch again"

dildoy by headphone zombie nigga June 30, 2022

Dildoy 

a dildo that is attached to a large air filled ball that you sit and bounce on in order to gain pleasure (much like the bouncy balls with the handles on it that you used to play on when you were a kid). also known as a bounce-and-squirt, chingachong, and a dirtyrider.

Hey zak, i think im gonna buy my girl a dildoy for christmas. I heard their making them with another attachment so you can ride two at once! :D

Dildoy by sicknastyB June 21, 2009

Dildoy 

Full of an object shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation; a dildo.

You’re so dildoy

Dildoy by Pussyotic May 26, 2018

Dildo Stick 

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.

Dildo Stick by WhoDatFreshBoi July 16, 2018

Dinosaur Dildo

A dildo, however 10 feet long and 5 feet wide. 100% certain to stretch your pussy to new limits.

“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”

Dinosaur Dildo by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020

Dildo Fairy 

The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.

Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?

Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!

Dildo Fairy by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

dildo 

IT'S A GOD DAMN PLASTIC PENIS!!!

She likes dildos

dildo by betaPoltergeist February 18, 2015