dildoy
when something is not ideal or when something is annoying
usually paired with the word "hella" before it
usually paired with the word "hella" before it
dildoy by headphone zombie nigga June 30, 2022
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Dildoy
a dildo that is attached to a large air filled ball that you sit and bounce on in order to gain pleasure (much like the bouncy balls with the handles on it that you used to play on when you were a kid). also known as a bounce-and-squirt, chingachong, and a dirtyrider.
Hey zak, i think im gonna buy my girl a dildoy for christmas. I heard their making them with another attachment so you can ride two at once! :D
Dildoy by sicknastyB June 21, 2009
Related Words
Dildoy • dildo • Dildo Baggins • Dildo Faggins • dildo breath • dildobrain • Dildo cheese • dildoes • Dildo Faggot • dildo guns
Dildoy
You’re so dildoy
Dildo Stick
When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.
James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.
Dildo Stick by WhoDatFreshBoi July 16, 2018
Dinosaur Dildo
“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”
Dinosaur Dildo by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020
Dildo Fairy
The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.
Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?
Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!
Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!
Dildo Fairy by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
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dildo by betaPoltergeist February 18, 2015
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