dildo pen 

A writing instrument used to draft, write, and/or sign a contract or promissory note that fucks you out of everything you own and/or owed, plus 9.9%

They must have handed me a dildo pen when I signed the contract because after I signed it I don't have shit.

dildo pen by blindedbygreed September 25, 2011

Baseball bat nigger dildo penis 

A baseball bat colored black and is a silicone dildo that can cum alot alot in the but of kids in booty hole land.

I'm gonna shove a fucking baseball bat nigger dildo penis up my kids ass.

Baseball bat nigger dildo penis by 56Explosivediareahabrats March 23, 2023

dildo penis asshole nigger 

A dildo shaped like a penis that smells like an asshole thats used by niggers.

Daquavion! Come get your fucking dildo penis asshole nigger out of the bathroom you fucking nigger!

dildo penis asshole nigger by mnikkrhipwo3iu451 November 30, 2024

Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face 

An insult worthy of anyone...trust me.

You gave me syphilis you Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face!!

Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face by ohnoyourmomsmyhoe February 28, 2011

Plastic Dildopenis 

A all-round dickhead. Bad appearance, no brain, short penis, and all that jazz.

This molester is such a Plastic Dildopenis!

Plastic Dildopenis by Delusionally Yours May 20, 2009