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The crusty remains left on an overly used (but not in awhile) dildo. Usually containing old lube and girl cum. Yummmmm.
"I found my old dildo in the closet. It was covered in dildo cheese!"

"TMI. Wow WTF"
by Dalty November 02, 2009
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