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They say u should never trust someone that says "trust me",,... so do you trust the guy that says "Dont trust me"??
Dude says:Hey man, you can trust me,

You say: sorry man your just to trustfull sounding,but u did cook a nice steak tonight, this BBQ is slammin, this is the best BBQ ive ever been to, trust me..
by iamcorey May 22, 2010
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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What you say when you have no idea, but are looking for entertainment
JP: "Yeah, the ground looks good, you won't get bogged. Trust me."
by stirfriedemu July 17, 2011
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Sounds good right...WRONG! The definition of trust me is "FUCK YOU!"

I think this started when Bush came in office...not sure though. I'm sure ken lay was invovled.
"So these are good stocks?"

"Yea Jim, WorldCom is great, trust me!"
by Jayme May 09, 2004
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Most reliable source of information more than Wikipedia and other things
Jon : Tarzan was verging before meeting Jane.
Jon : source ?
Jon : trust me
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