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Frodo Baggins had the ring.
Dildo Baggins had butt-sex with other men, elves, hobbits, and yes even dwarves.
by Moppe April 08, 2009
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She keeps her Dildo Baggins in her purse when she travels without her boyfriend.
by Black DON-o-mite May 09, 2019
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A small female sex toy with an attaching bag to catch all flowing liquids.
by Peeks December 26, 2003
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A Hobbit residing in Sonipat, Haryana by the alias of Saurabh Dhillon.(Dhill-o, Dild-o).

He has no ring. He just has an unnaturally brilliant ability to live off people.

Also a descendant of the common parasite.
He bummed a ciggarette off me again.

Bloody Dildo Baggins!
by Beelzebub234 May 27, 2011
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The name given to a ladies vagina that has been stretched beyond recognition by sex toys
Couldn't feel a thing snagging that girl I pulled last night. She had a right dildo baggins.
by Filthychels December 23, 2016
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