dildi 

1) plural of dildo. Same as dildos.

2) citizens of Dildo, New Foundland

"She didn't just have a dildo in her bedside drawer, she had dildi - a pink one, a black one, a 10 inch long blue one, and one hooked up to a battery charger. It was then that I knew our time together would be short and sweet."

"We are Dildi"

dildi by R-biscuit September 6, 2008

Dildi 

1. Sex toys in groups of two or more. 2. Dildo in the plural form.

I opened the drawer and to my surprise, there was a plethera of dildi.

Dildi by Lt Dangle 8 July 17, 2010

A shame of dildi 

A collection of several dildos, often times of varied shapes, styles. Some choose to keep their shame of dildi in a secret location, while others proudly display them in a more public setting - like a bathroom shelf.

Frank was quite embarrassed when his mother found a shame of dildi in his closet.

A shame of dildi by Im2shy October 1, 2011

dildialate

Verb - the hole stratching action that occurs when as dildo is being inserted into the pussy or anus.

Susy screamed when her box began to dildialate when she inserted her 12 inch dildo into her pussy.

dildialate by jrky March 2, 2009

Dildis 

What Drew Pickles, the gayest man in the universe, shoves an infinite collection of up his ass everyday.

Someone is attempting to steal the dildis.

Dildis by swellness January 9, 2012

Dildivoje

A Croatian nickname for somebody who's head looks like a male genital.

Look, his head looks like a fucking penis. Let's call him Dildivoje.

Dildivoje by Koma16 May 14, 2020

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015